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Well, after 4998 posts guys, it's been fun. The stark realisation that in reaching 5000 posts I fall into an elite bracket occupied by a 'special' few on this forum has forced me to conclude that I indeed do need to get away from the computer and enjoy life more. So in closing, sayonara, it's been f...

rjcalvin wrote:Hi, sorry if I have posted this in the wrong forum..... but is it possible to get a 2 week holiday visa if I have a hotel booking in advance? Thanks

Pretty sure you get a 60 day visa on entry if you're from South Africa.

St.Lucifer wrote:^^^^ Congrats...!!!! for 5000 .u'll now have access to terminally addicted DF veteran's forum


Sorry OT

Arrghhhh DAMN INTERNET EXPLORER!!!!!!

Dr.D Have you worked on Cognos? Have you heard of any good training centres in Dubai? Do you have the knowledge to give a short course on it? I am a fully trained Cognos, SAP and SPSS Clementine dataminer. No idea who would be the best support for this in Dubai though. Sorry Dr. D for answering you...

Dr.D Have you worked on Cognos? Have you heard of any good training centres in Dubai? Do you have the knowledge to give a short course on it? I am a fully trained Cognos, SAP and SPSS Clementine dataminer. No idea who would be the best support for this in Dubai though. Sorry Dr. D for answering you...

Jeevan wrote:Ok a draw but not a bad performance, hope sehwag carries this form to one dayers:)

IF they select him.

Cognos BI is a Business Intelligence workbench designed for report developing and datamining.

It is usually sold as a package with Oracle to fill the gap in reporting needs.

It is a mature, but still clunky, package.

Dr.D Have you worked on Cognos? Have you heard of any good training centres in Dubai? Do you have the knowledge to give a short course on it? I am a fully trained Cognos, SAP and SPSS Clementine dataminer. No idea who would be the best support for this in Dubai though. Sorry Dr. D for answering you...

I'm looking forward to seeing Hussey in the one dayers again.

Guy is a legend.

I like Korean BBQ.

gezza wrote:prison break?

Zero appeal. These guys do not obviously know of the 3 strike rule.

From the article

The Public Prosecution charged the suspect, identified as M.J.

3 things to improve your tv viewing.

1. tvtorrents.com
2. sopcast
3. Mr illegal dish

I say some of his friends are playing a prank on him.

The channels are transmitted on the bird, you just need the appropriate decryption to get them.

Du doesn't come into it.

Is this not the biggest piece of crap system in Dubai.

Try to pay DEWA bill - FAIL! No reason than it's a heap of crap.

FAIL!

^ian^ wrote:Is this not the biggest piece of crap system in Dubai.

Try to pay DEWA bill - FAIL! No reason than it's a heap of crap.

FAIL!

Now it says I have no bills to pay online - so I can't pay online again.

Stupid backward city, I think I've just about had enough.

abarawakijess wrote:Use your internet banking. It should have a function for paying your utility bills.

Should be able to set up a bill payment and pay either with credit or debit card.

This is what I did in the end. Obviously cannot rely on DEWA's own system.

The following users are requested to change their avatar:

craigindubai - too annoying
reviewer - all your base does not belong to us
BabyDoll - too blank
Freza - too offensive
St. Lucifer - too WTF
Jeevan - too negative

Your prompt response to this request is appreciated.

the system works fine. You cannot pay by the E System until you have had the approval by Mastercard or Visa. The ES needs to be registered and confirmed with your card provider only then can you use the E-Sys. If you are using IE and you have a pop up blocker then this will be blocking the pop up t...

I have heard rumour of...and mind you this is purely hypothetical and not in any way a possibility or reality that anyone should or would offer such a thing due to the highly unethical and potentially dodginess of the act or thought of the act...that you can obtain something called a 'Golden Card' ...

All the economic forecasts say prices are going to continue to rise.

However, they're called crashes specifically because not many people see them coming... remember that.

Perhaps you're looking in the wrong spot?

Check underneath your car seat... you might find more than chewing gum and that mobile phone you thought you lost.

arniegang wrote:is that a tip Ian ?

Um... I am not even going to speculate on what the market is going to do.

As Sheikh Mohamed says, there is nothing like Dubai in history, so history cannot say what shall happen to Dubai.

Mr. M wrote:many people are reluctant of having arab friends

Nobody I have met is reluctant to have Arab friends. Perhaps the problem is with your definition of 'friends'.

Start out that way... stop trying to pork everything that moves, and life becomes just a little bit simpler.

many people are reluctant of having arab friends Nobody I have met is reluctant to have Arab friends. Perhaps the problem is with your definition of 'friends'. Start out that way... stop trying to pork everything that moves, and life becomes just a little bit simpler. Like it or not but it's true, ...

I like to wind up newbies. That's my job.

Sage Og Onion is the guy that PMs every new girl ( but purely platonic of course).

The mods are all a$$hats and best avoid even engaging in slightly humerous conversation with them.

Mr. M wrote:

^ian^ wrote:

Mr. M wrote:many people are reluctant of having arab friends

Suspect it might be a looks thing then.

Trying to be funny or what? I think the look is a relative thing, some people might like what others don't...and anyway it's not a "looks thing"

I'm not the one with the problem.

mrs Robinson wrote:are you winding me up like now...

That's the beauty of the true wind up... the victim doesn't even realise it.

You'll know whether I speak truth or with forked tongue soon enough.