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email me ahamed_a @ hotmail .. i will send you the pdf file i wrote a while back. i sent it to so many people @ the forums.. dont know if it works... for them.. but for last 2 years.. have been using it successfully.. why dont u try OTR??? what is OTR? sorry for ignorance Think he meant TOR, which ...

Corcovado wrote:i believe u ,guys r just stupid

I had a dream about the future once.

It's a particularly nice shade of purple.

mraph33 wrote:That died didn't it?

It was tinned.

mraph33 wrote:My hair has definately dried out....I used to have the luster of a golden retreiver.

As long as you didn't have the breath to match.

zam wrote:Most of the people I know here in Dubai is saying it is seldom or almost close to not possible to make new friends here? As everyone is just thinking of money money money....

No it's not true. I have made many good friends here, both on and off the forums.

Even if i were there i am boycotting any Events that Ian is attending because the sneaky git ripped my party piece (song ) right from under my feet. I shall never forgive him :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I was suspended from school once for calling someone a git. Come on, there's a million songs in the ...

Princess Banana Hammock wrote:Ian, I think it was Frank Sinatra Arnie was upset about!

He wants you to think thats, but seriously, he just wanted to show us his moonwalk. You know he keeps a draw full of left-handed gloves.

Princess Banana Hammock wrote:It's not the smoking that calms you down, it's the deep breaths you take when you smoke.

Really, I thought it was the visions in your head of what you could do to the people that make your life hell. That always calms me down, its just a coincidence I'm smoking at the same time.

XRW-147 wrote:

yorky500 wrote:I am thinking of taking up shooting. Heard it was pretty good. No hand-guns, only rifles, so i have heard.

Skeet shooting is ace.

For some reason, shooting just doesn't turn me on.

Hi there, I work for one of Dubai's largest property companies, and at the moment I require 2 people to fill the positions of CRM Executive and Web Executive. Please note, you must be available for start relatively quickly and available for interview in Dubai. A degree in Marketing, ECommerce or a r...

Princess Banana Hammock wrote:Go skydiving with DK... Once you pop you can't stop apparently.

Why you'd jump out of a perfectly good airplane... is beyond me.

Princess Banana Hammock wrote:It's safer than diving/swimming as a friend can testify!!!!

Diving from a great height?

the_zooter wrote:Nothing wrong with my "10 year rule" !!
Which has only been broken 4 times!!

My bad!!

As long as you weren't a teenager or in your early 20's when you broke it, there's nothing wrong with that.

As a professional at this I will list the ways at which I've been 'offed'. * Date request response: Can't see you, I have to wash my hair. * Chat: I have to go away... for a long time. * Action: *Slap*! * Note: It's not me, it's YOU! go away! * SMS: I consulted a spiritualist and she said you smell ...

gLoBalTeCh wrote:How frequently you wil meet your partner ?

It's not the frequency but the bandwidth that counts.

Good point Nick, actually, I'm not sure how soon into the relationship they sent pictures. They all started out as friends first - they weren't in dating chatrooms I don't think. I could tell you a funny story.... but I won't :roll: Needless to say, many years ago I gave the whole internet dating t...

I would like to sing something by Tom Jones.

kanelli wrote:Darn, you figured me out

Nokia sucks, Motorola is better!

XRW-147 wrote:

^ian^ wrote:* Phonecall: "Hi, I'm x's new boyfriend, she doesn't want to see you anymore!"

For the record I don't play for the other team.

Should that be added to the list?

iwaqarc wrote:desert trolleys

Oh look! A double-entendre!

Ian I was referring to "My Way" by Frank Sinatra, as Banana rightly pointed out. I will only come again if you promise not to nick "my song" again :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: So you say but I know you were really talking about the one-gloved-wonder. As I said, some Tom Jones would ...

kanelli wrote:Unlike many other martial arts, there is no kicking and punching.

Ugh.. sounds like one of those martial arts where finesse is required.

Me, if I took a martial art up, I'd want to be able to splinter railway sleepers with my forehead, none of this ducking and diving rot.

:lol: Well, Akido teaches you how to take on a whole bunch of guys at the same time. Perfect for handling those annoying bar brawl situations. Wouldn't that be helpful in Australia? :wink: I think being able to be bashed in the head with a railway sleeper and stay coherent would be more helpful :wi...

Chocoholic wrote:I miss horse riding, but it's too hot at the moment and not many places to do it either

Wow, I haven't ridden a horse in a long time.

This happened to me a month ago.. We were looking for a flat in Deira, we saw one ad in the street "Flat Available" with a mobile number. We called the agent and told us to go to Bldg blah blah and ask watchman to show you the flat. To my surprise the bldg he was pointing to is the same b...

I was bringing on an Irish Thoroughbred for a friend but then she left the company so I couldn't go anymore - booohoo! My uncle owns a property west of Rockhampton near a little town called Blackwater. We used to go there on weekends and during the school holiday and do the cattle-raring thing. I u...

arniegang wrote:
Now you mention it i do a good rendition of "S£X Bomb"

p|ss off! I wanted to sing that too. You can't have ALL the song Mr. DFM.

Please communicate via PM regarding "the location", this is something that must NOT be posted in the forum. It's part of the plan you see. Anyone that said they want to sing a song that is not conflicting with Arnie and the gang get the right location. Anyone who wants to sing say... &quo...

I need a bit of a gadget consolidation.

I want something that is a decent PDA, decent phone, decent MP3 player.

None of these half jobs.

Thinking of getting one of those new O2s.

Chocoholic wrote:hairaising bombing through the countryside over 4ft jumps.

That's what the trailbike was for

I thought about Quad biking as a hobby, that would be serious fun. Not as agile as a trailbike, but a touch safer and a different experience.