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Concord wrote:
gtmash wrote:Just get an extra dial-up connection. Your IP will change every time you connect.


what gave you the idea i want to spend a fil?


I don't have a home phone line anyway... never saw the need.
by ^ian^
Aug 13, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Help a brother will you....
Replies: 16
Views: 2153

i believe that people who do park in a handicapped parking space and doesnt have any sort of disability, should be given a chance to say his last prayer on his knees and then a public execution (i suggest a bullet to the head) it sounds crazy but it will work :D stuff like this just gets to me :rol...
by ^ian^
Aug 13, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: "Funny" sight...
Replies: 27
Views: 4272

Don't stress, it happened to me once on Qantas First Class. It's like... rote learnt questions, they know when they ask the question they're out, they just can't stop themselves. Asking in Burger King if you'd like to choose a flavour for something that can't be flavoured though.... that's just odd.
by ^ian^
Aug 13, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ineptness
Replies: 37
Views: 5615

TheUnReal- wrote:Writing a letter and send it through mail?!!!! “I was busy doing………………… lets just say other stuff” lol


Wanking?
by ^ian^
Aug 13, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: To All You Young Punks
Replies: 26
Views: 4237

TheUnReal- wrote:again,,,, i think driving is best. if you have the time that is.


Yah well, it's a bit hard to drive from Brisbane to Dubai, but I'll keep that in mind next time.
by ^ian^
Aug 13, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ineptness
Replies: 37
Views: 5615

I think he should have just said "I am sorry but due to previous academic performance I am unable to grant you an extension." He didn't need to write the letter he did, and shows a real lack of real world understanding on his part that indicates perhaps he himself is a useless academic and...
by ^ian^
Aug 13, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What a jerk
Replies: 13
Views: 2967

Bleakus wrote:
BabyDoll wrote:
Bleakus wrote:can i use my imagination instead....ummm......just kidding


For you, you can :D and dont think Tania !!!!


i cant she will get jealous


Tsk Tsk.... jealousy eh?
by ^ian^
Aug 13, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ineptness
Replies: 37
Views: 5615

all dis becus waitres lady askd u what flavor & only 1 flavor? :shocked: i think u must pass ur time thinking of vry small stupid things in ur long long day . or u must b britsh lady which then xplains so much i like ur username, can u post ur pics ? HP is hilarious. MAC was pretty funny. But t...
by ^ian^
Aug 13, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ineptness
Replies: 37
Views: 5615

Could be a mate of Captain Obvious'

Image
by ^ian^
Aug 13, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Any Filipinos here?
Replies: 98
Views: 24614

Once I noticed this lady pull into a McDonalds in a brand new shiny BMW, and parked in the handicap spot. As she hopped out I said, "wow! miracles of modern science." She said "oh sorry, and pulled out a handicap tag and stuck in on the windscreen." She was not very handicapped.....
by ^ian^
Aug 14, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: "Funny" sight...
Replies: 27
Views: 4272

Re: Birds walking

hamadl wrote:Have you even seen birds walking while crossing the streets?

Why dont they just fly over? alot easier that way..


They're playing chicken.
by ^ian^
Aug 14, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Birds walking
Replies: 18
Views: 4097

M! wrote:me again its a rip off not more......... :evil: even for a single person not acceptable :!:


Given that 120k aus is 360,000 dirhams which is 30k a month... which is more than 95% of the population here earns... I think you might be wrong.
by ^ian^
Aug 15, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: How Much Is too Much.
Replies: 31
Views: 6293

Re: Architect with 9 years experience.

Just to define my role I am an architect. The most I can earn here in AUS is about 85-90K a year after tax this is around 60K. That is around 180000DHRS. I really want to know what is the basis or the minimum I should ask for in my contract. I know i will ask for medical, but this allowance for sch...
by ^ian^
Aug 16, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: How Much Is too Much.
Replies: 31
Views: 6293

Er... how is this in the slightest bit relevant to 'Arabic Learning'?

I think Bleakus might already know a little Arabic, and is just after a card.
by ^ian^
Aug 16, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Arabic Birthday Card....Help
Replies: 6
Views: 1223

To the moron mod who moved this, don't you think it would have been better under expat help? Especially since there's a dozen threads of this nature there already?
by ^ian^
Aug 16, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: PASSPORT: determines the salary for any expat????
Replies: 44
Views: 24641

Bleakus wrote:i dont mind, at least someone else might find the thread useful one day


It's just an inappropriate place for it.
by ^ian^
Aug 16, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Arabic Birthday Card....Help
Replies: 6
Views: 1223

This looks pretty awesome, anyone tried it?
by ^ian^
Aug 16, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Have you ever been lost
Replies: 9
Views: 1775

Well, I assume you're better now, but in future,

2 x 500 ml Gatorade
1 x Burger King Whopper
4 x Disolvable Aspirin
2 x Alka Seltzer

In that order, with about 15 minutes in between.

You'll probably then pop off to the loo for about 20 minutes, and then you should be mostly ok.
by ^ian^
Aug 17, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: HELP!!!!!!
Replies: 19
Views: 3828

interesting i just thought of another way you could use this Alice: hey babe where are you its 2am and your not back home Bob: ummm i am at the office working late Alice: are you sure your not out drinking with your buddies ?? Bob: i will send you an mms with my location in a second to prove it *se...
by ^ian^
Aug 17, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Have you ever been lost
Replies: 9
Views: 1775

I wouldn't expect much of a response to this question as a lot of people would like to keep who they work for anonymous.
by ^ian^
Aug 18, 2007
 
Forum: Working in Dubai
Topic: Who do you work for? Would you reccomend it?
Replies: 43
Views: 7507

BASIC STAMP + other bits

Does anyone known where to get a BASIC STAMP Controller in Dubai, preferably with a programming board, as well as sensors etc. for one?

Thanks. (Not holding my breath on a response)
by ^ian^
Aug 18, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai high tech talk
Topic: BASIC STAMP + other bits
Replies: 3
Views: 2016

I've played with some of these guys.... they're ok.

:P
by ^ian^
Aug 18, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Future Paintball Team
Replies: 13
Views: 2645

Adam I think there are alot of people, based on my experience in this forum.... that would love to meet up for beer..... but they are just too shy to admit it in the open!! :oops: Maybe try a different tact..... read through soem posts.... pick a few people that seem like minded and send them a PM!...
by ^ian^
Aug 18, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Noob seeking noobs or not-so-noobs
Replies: 12
Views: 2978

Singapore Holiday

Off to Singapore for a holiday (for a change).

Anyone have any advice on things to make sure I see and/or do..? oddly enough, I've never been to Singapore for a holiday, and this will be the longest time there.

I will have a pretty good tour guide, but she is not omnipresent.
by ^ian^
Aug 19, 2007
 
Forum: Travel Around
Topic: Singapore Holiday
Replies: 5
Views: 2559

From an earlier post you lazy bas.... http://www.dubaiforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=12164 oh, and have lots of fun. Great place I thought - small. Going back in November. That was last year, since most of the crew has changed due to Arnie's Hitler Regime, I was wondering if any of the newer people had...
by ^ian^
Aug 19, 2007
 
Forum: Travel Around
Topic: Singapore Holiday
Replies: 5
Views: 2559

I think I saw the same car at DG Sharaff / Time Square. Also parked in a handicap spot.

It had one of those siren things mounted inside the front window, with the flashing lights, definitely a cop car or perhaps wannabe cop.
by ^ian^
Aug 19, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Doesnt make it right!
Replies: 33
Views: 4901

Maybe you are a "boy genius" but your cv seems far fetched for a 24 year old. President, Director, teaching senior executies at 22 :shock: Actually, started at 19! if you read it. But yeah, Real Estate sales is the job... perhaps hit up Damac, although they expect their sales people to ge...
by ^ian^
Aug 19, 2007
 
Forum: Working in Dubai
Topic: Who do you work for? Would you reccomend it?
Replies: 43
Views: 7507

gtmash wrote:Hmmm, never heard of a Range Rover cop car. The new undercover moving radar cars are Chevy Tahoes, as far as I've figured out.


Possibly just a gadget wanker then.
by ^ian^
Aug 19, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Doesnt make it right!
Replies: 33
Views: 4901

Hmmm, never heard of a Range Rover cop car. The new undercover moving radar cars are Chevy Tahoes, as far as I've figured out. Possibly just a gadget wanker then. Hehe, I edited my post. I think it's a bodyguard car for some sheikh. Awesome - sounds like a good gig, get to drive around hassling han...
by ^ian^
Aug 19, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Doesnt make it right!
Replies: 33
Views: 4901

Rosbif71 wrote:well going to a bar for the match on wednesday night will probably a good start! Will be heading to Barasti myself!


What is a coolsuit? Barasti is far too hot this time of year.

Suggest IV or Fibber McGees for a cool footy spot at this TOY.
by ^ian^
Aug 19, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Noob seeking noobs or not-so-noobs
Replies: 12
Views: 2978
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