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bear wrote:Giving a lady your coat (before you put it in the puddle)

Arrgh... now I know where I've been going wrong.

Thanks mate!

Bleakus wrote:looks like im gonna be playing paintball this week

Awesome... more opportunities to shoot you.

Er... we have one. You just have to be in the loop. Edit: To elaborate, there's a good bunch of us forumers that socialise nearly every weekend. Sometimes the group is as small as 6, sometimes as large as 30. To get into the loop, you need to be on the list. To get onto the list, you need to be in t...

Bleakus wrote:Bear and I are joining you ian for the Roger Waters

its gonna be awesome

Yeah we'll kick off at my place and then head up to DMC for the gig.

Globetrotter wrote:

^ian^ wrote:Er... we have one. You just have to be in the loop.

Uh, obviously I missed that in the events category. When & where does this "secret" gettogether usually take place, if I may ask?

See above, I elaborated.

... that sounds very childish ... got neither the time nor the ambition to play that game I suggest that we "outsiders" will simply set up our own socialising event, the people who are "in the loop" are free to join of course. No fancy list needed in this case... Man, it's a jok...

Find something new to do that's gonna take a lot of focus and concentration. Like a new sport. Bleak, maybe you need a change from paintball? Have you tried skiing? Brilliant, dude! i dont know, just thinking of shooting ian in the face with a paintball made me feel better we are having a game on s...

bear wrote:yes... but you got owned in the anus.

ROTFLMAO!!

That's true... that hurt!

How's your forehead... you gut pwned in the head.

...from lunch. What happened while I was gone?

bonitta wrote:I don't understand how men can complain they r forsed to buy flowers???doesn't it sound mean?

I buy flowers because I want to, not because I feel I have to.

I knew I should have bought a florist.

bonitta wrote:I am realy glad u do good guy.

Except today. I wanted to, but 10,000 fag boys with maxed out credit cards forced the delivery price up to 300 dirhams because of 'demand'.

What a load of horseshit... I won't elaborate further.

You spelt luxury wrong... among other things.

Good luck with your venture.

Hi. I do not have any anger. You know, UAE has no justice system like any European country. If you are not sheikh or local at least, do not expect any justice. There is nothing to do with it. All I have is to inform next CCIE not to be tomato and potato. Hey like... WTF? Can you please repeat this ...

...from lunch. What happened while I was gone? OMG NO FREAKING WAY!!!!! I didnt even realise you were gone :oops: That's why you're A.S.S.H.A.T. of 2007 Bushra. You've broken my heart, and since many people say I either: (a) Don't have one, or (b) It's made out of stone That's a pretty good achieve...

asc_26 wrote:NO dinner date for me though.

Nevermind, there's always DFM to keep you company while the rest of us are one transaction closer to relationship enforced poverty.

So let me get this straight. A CCIE (??) organised you to come over here and work for GMB (??) and then they left you high and dry with nothing else. Sad... but if you want the world to hear your story, you need to outline it in more detail with better comprehension. I know English may not be your n...

Some people wank.

(Not me of course)

175bpm wrote:

Galactico wrote:

alina_4u wrote:i am back... so many ppl wanted me back so here i am

who wanted you back

me you tosser

Who are you?

freza wrote:Ian will become your fan in no time.

Jesus was born in Australia, they just decided to call him Ricky Ponting instead.

Nick81 wrote:I ain't afraid of no ghosts

Gold!

Kidnap her (is it a her?) and torture her with your conversations. Tie her up (so that she doesn't escape) then make her listen to you talking for hours: "dude you broke my heart, dude, wow dude, I'm a nice dude dude, like yeah dude, I hurt so bad dude, paintball hitting my nuts bad dude, I fe...

sage & onion wrote:

^ian^ wrote:

freza wrote:Ian will become your fan in no time.

Jesus was born in Australia, they just decided to call him Ricky Ponting instead.

Now that is so funny, he obviously had some divine intervention

He is the 2nd Coming of the Don.

Ian will become your fan in no time. Jesus was born in Australia, they just decided to call him Ricky Ponting instead. Now that is so funny, he obviously had some divine intervention He is the 2nd Coming of the Don. Lets see in the World Cup, maybe your is will turn to was :twisted: Regardless of t...

scot1870 wrote:Roll on a smoke ban, it's for the good of everyone.

Speak for yourself.

Ban non-smokers. Most irritating bunch of tards around.

And *again*!!!

Saw Ms. Bhutto at Double Decker of all places on Friday night!

She was by herself, but after the last altercation with the heavies, I thought they might be hiding in the shadows.

She is quite hot in real life...

I maintain my stance... smokers are better people.

I'm yet to be proven wrong.

Money, it seems the more you have equals the happiness you don't get.

Women! Can't live with them... can't kill 'em.

sauron wrote:^^^ Tut! Tut! Such a tease.....

You're just jealous of BB's curvaciousness.