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And Canadian is a weird sounding word... it always sounds wrong when you say it.

Kah-nay-dee-un.

Weird.
by ^ian^
Jan 24, 2007
 
Forum: Accommodation in Dubai
Topic: GETTING SCREWED BYLANDLORD, ANY OPTIONS
Replies: 157
Views: 15110

Why is this not in Fight Club... it's clearly a fight!
by ^ian^
Jan 24, 2007
 
Forum: Accommodation in Dubai
Topic: GETTING SCREWED BYLANDLORD, ANY OPTIONS
Replies: 157
Views: 15110

Hey, Canadianleaflover, leave the girl alone.

Just because you've had a crap experience doesn't mean all people who work in Real Estate are inexperienced.

Tenants can be right wankers too you know.
by ^ian^
Jan 24, 2007
 
Forum: Accommodation in Dubai
Topic: GETTING SCREWED BYLANDLORD, ANY OPTIONS
Replies: 157
Views: 15110

There's also this rumor that a lot of locals have HIV already! But they are filthy rich so they can take care of meds and all that. It's a pretty crazy rumour though. WHO figures on AIDs infections are partly based on the stock of medications provided to that country. Given the extremely low (almos...
by ^ian^
Jan 24, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: HIV !!!! is it fact ?
Replies: 10
Views: 1963

fayz wrote:when I googled the clip above I found this. If Bear was animated this would totally be him :)


Totally!!!
by ^ian^
Jan 24, 2007
 
Forum: Accommodation in Dubai
Topic: GETTING SCREWED BYLANDLORD, ANY OPTIONS
Replies: 157
Views: 15110

eviltart wrote:dude. is your plate no. starting with H 531 or something close to this. coz i saw one last night.... nice ride....


Nope, sorry, but you know what they look like now.
by ^ian^
Jan 24, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Auto
Topic: I bought a car today....
Replies: 44
Views: 6710

Moon Bat?
by ^ian^
Jan 24, 2007
 
Forum: Accommodation in Dubai
Topic: GETTING SCREWED BYLANDLORD, ANY OPTIONS
Replies: 157
Views: 15110

freza wrote:^ Yes! Lilac jumpers it is!

Is this thing for real??? Cuz if it is I better start training or something. What should I do? Start jogging, practice the split, cartwheels..or what? (Serious question BTW)


In cricket there's a lot of rubbing balls, you should start by practising that.
by ^ian^
Jan 24, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai forums cricket team for world cup
Replies: 71
Views: 6744

freza wrote:
^ian^ wrote:Moon Bat?
That would be Kanelli, as babtized by satan da redeema or one of those trolls.


I'm sure I didn't take any drugs this morning.

Positive.
by ^ian^
Jan 24, 2007
 
Forum: Accommodation in Dubai
Topic: GETTING SCREWED BYLANDLORD, ANY OPTIONS
Replies: 157
Views: 15110

Re: ha ha

Australia Cricket is all media hype. Sri Lankan Cricket is raw determination and skill. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! Oh, that's pretty darn funny. Last time we played Sri Lanka in an ODI (I was there at the Gabba), Sri Lanka were totally owned by Australia. Expect a ...
by ^ian^
Jan 24, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Report: Ukanistan Cricket Team Missing - Presumed Dead
Replies: 11
Views: 1649

I still don't understand why this isn't in Fight Club yet.

Who's the mod of this section?
by ^ian^
Jan 24, 2007
 
Forum: Accommodation in Dubai
Topic: GETTING SCREWED BYLANDLORD, ANY OPTIONS
Replies: 157
Views: 15110

^ Yes! Lilac jumpers it is! Is this thing for real??? Cuz if it is I better start training or something. What should I do? Start jogging, practice the split, cartwheels..or what? (Serious question BTW) In cricket there's a lot of rubbing balls, you should start by practising that. Oh, that sounds s...
by ^ian^
Jan 24, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai forums cricket team for world cup
Replies: 71
Views: 6744

Re: DIC internet - restrictions?

Whilst most of the content is harmless there is some content that is risky - are the connections in DIC monitored? Everything can be monitored from an ISP, it's whether someone: (a) actually looks at the logs (b) does something about it when something pops up. I'm guessing by the complete lack of c...
by ^ian^
Jan 28, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: DIC internet - restrictions?
Replies: 4
Views: 2108

thanks for the BBQ matey...it was awesome..and your pad rocks...dont envy the clean up though...holla if you need the cleaning agency number...did you guys stay at baristi too late? It only took about an hour and a half to clean - which wasn't too bad. The amount of rubbish and empty bottles was st...
by ^ian^
Jan 28, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Australia Day - what will you be doing?
Replies: 48
Views: 5287

Speaking of cricket... there's a bit of a demolition going on at the WACA right now.... Australia 2/242 off 40 overs. Haydn out for 117 off 111, Ponting on 95.
by ^ian^
Jan 28, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Australia Day - what will you be doing?
Replies: 48
Views: 5287

Ukanistan & Nu Zilland collaberate on new album

In a surprise move, the Ukanistan and Nu Zilland cricket teams are putting out an album together.

Here is the artwork for the cover:

http://tinyurl.com/ynnss9
by ^ian^
Jan 28, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ukanistan & Nu Zilland collaberate on new album
Replies: 9
Views: 1139

Etisalat might have gone to the level as on of the most effective blocking of sites. But what I believe, Dubai wants business to be set up here like a major hub kind of a thing. Now much as rather than the normal population they are attracting a lot of european sectors and stuff so if ppl coming do...
by ^ian^
Jan 28, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: DIC internet - restrictions?
Replies: 4
Views: 2108

sauron wrote:Would be good to have an anthem for the DF Ashes - how about 'Two Tribes' Frankie Goes to Hollywood?


I really hate that song... it is so ghey.
by ^ian^
Jan 29, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ukanistan & Nu Zilland collaberate on new album
Replies: 9
Views: 1139

sauron wrote:Oh Ian, you are such a homiephobe............. :wink:


Pfft. I'm not scared of anyone.

OK, I'm scared of Hulk Hogan, but who wouldn't be?
by ^ian^
Jan 29, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ukanistan & Nu Zilland collaberate on new album
Replies: 9
Views: 1139

I'm a virgin.

It rocks.
by ^ian^
Jan 29, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Accept her as "SHE IS"
Replies: 110
Views: 12187

FAO: Ukanistan Cricket Team

Other forumers might also find this useful.

http://media.foxsports.com.au/multimedia/2006/12/bgc/
by ^ian^
Jan 29, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: FAO: Ukanistan Cricket Team
Replies: 2
Views: 919

Actually, Pakistan have topped that twice in the past 12 months. The first incident was when Inzaman Al Huq lead the team off the field and had a sook because his team were accused of ball tampering and wait for it... were deducted 4 runs. (Note Shoab Akhtar gives away that many no balls in about 2 ...
by ^ian^
Jan 30, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Kangroonistan(Australia) .........watch how do they win :=)
Replies: 37
Views: 4895

Re: Kangroonistan(Australia) .........watch how do they win

sage & onion wrote:
HP wrote:Watch the last Ball :=)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K65_spUU05s


Wow :shock:


What's even more wow is that it happened nearly 30 years ago.

Get with the times.
by ^ian^
Jan 30, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Kangroonistan(Australia) .........watch how do they win :=)
Replies: 37
Views: 4895

iceman wrote:
What's even more wow is that it happened nearly 30 years ago
...Com'on mate....take it on chin :lol:


I did, but for the OP, a cheating Paki, to have a swipe at Australians...

...well, it just shows how good we are.
by ^ian^
Jan 30, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Kangroonistan(Australia) .........watch how do they win :=)
Replies: 37
Views: 4895

Re: Kangroonistan(Australia) .........watch how do they win

I had never seen it before, and what makes it more surprising is that it was more in the time when "Sportmanship" was still considered a part of the game. That's true enough, and the fallout internally within Australian cricket over this incident caused a lot of issues. Australians also d...
by ^ian^
Jan 30, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Kangroonistan(Australia) .........watch how do they win :=)
Replies: 37
Views: 4895

Interesting thread, but in the wrong section.

The mod of this section must be too busy watching Nu Zilland flogging Ukanistan.
by ^ian^
Jan 30, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Accept her as "SHE IS"
Replies: 110
Views: 12187

Bleakus wrote:
fayz wrote:Hmmm tell that to the 300 odd local Emarati women I work with


Are they single or married yet?


You looking for a meal ticket? :P
by ^ian^
Jan 30, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Accept her as "SHE IS"
Replies: 110
Views: 12187

will that mean pc to pc will still work ok? The CEO of Du, said today that only PC-phone will be blocked. He specifically said that PC-PC, and incoming landline calls from a PC will not be blocked. However, it wouldn't surprise me if he is talking bullsh*t and everything is blocked the same as Etis...
by ^ian^
Jan 30, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Skype under the hammer
Replies: 22
Views: 4355

Hmmm tell that to the 300 odd local Emarati women I work with Are they single or married yet? You looking for a meal ticket? :P maybe ill be lucky to find a beautiful wife (the 3 year plan remember?) ;) Or you might get luckier and find a beautiful wife who earns megabucks! meaning you can stay hom...
by ^ian^
Jan 30, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Accept her as "SHE IS"
Replies: 110
Views: 12187

My Request: Please don't move this thread. I intentionally posted it here. :D But it's in the wrong section. That's why forums have sections, to help organise posts into a coherent fashion. Otherwise we may as well just have one section - and call it 'stuff'. This is a cultural discussion and belon...
by ^ian^
Jan 30, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Accept her as "SHE IS"
Replies: 110
Views: 12187
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