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scarlet wrote:Will I suddenly become mature tomorrow?

I don't know... will you?

Actually, technically Ms. Scarlet has only 4 hours left.

She was after all born in a timezone 5 1/2 hours in front of this one.

Actually, technically Ms. Scarlet has only 4 hours left. She was after all born in a timezone 5 1/2 hours in front of this one. Thanks a lot Ian - I might go for Kanellis suggestion after all..... And you're about to bring up your 500th post... halfway to being a veteran.... in more ways than one.

and only 5 hours and 15 minutes before your birthday

Going by the fantastic form of England in the 20/20 match Zooter... I'm going to give you the opportunity of double or nothing.

If the poms win the ODI series, you're off the hook.
If not, you have to eat.... your own underpants. (Edit: and your hat)

How does that sound?

bushra21 wrote:how does one eat a hat...honestly. is it possible?

It sure is, and looking forward to the "Zooter eats his hat and underpants" DF Meet.

scarlet wrote:Goats eat hats so it must be possible

Why do they only seem to eat them when kids are wearing them?

bushra21 wrote:but isnt it dangerous?

No. Why would it be?

bushra21 wrote:i dont know, i just thought it might be...wouldn't it be hard to swallow?

Hope so.

Questions now: Don't come here expecting to meet women. There are none here, and the ones that are worth going after have more than enough guys trying to get with them. If however, you are as good looking as me you will be beating them off with a shitty stick! Did you say you beat off with your shi...

There is a new company that sends personal trainers to your home. The trainers are of a very high standard. http://www.fitattitude.ae Hi there's this forum, that has a products and services section, and a bunch of regular users, and they hate people spamming ads into the general section. You can fi...

They say when you become 30, you become wise and mature.

Don't let that spoil your fun though

oh you guys really! Good thing that women aren't as dirty minded, otherwise we would have seen threads like: "Check out the package on this DHL guy" or "look at the grenade that this soldier is carrying!" or "check out the captain on this boat" or...well, you get it.. ...

The people who cut in the queues at Carrefour sh!t me. It's like... they know what they're doing, but they don't think anyone is bold enough to challenge them. I have on occasion given them the 'look' and once asked someone what the hell they thought they were doing. I agree with Concord's analysis ...

Yes, it was me.

Don't mention smoking though. The Queen of Dubai Forums will be along to stub me out.

And if you'd hung around, you would have met who I had lunch with...

What's so special about it?

24 replies, 300+ views and it's still in general... and you expected boobs?

freza wrote:Pet, hahaha! very nice! It was about time a talented newbie showed up around here!

Dr. Dre, aren't you convinced about Sauron yet?

Dr. Dre?

errtime wrote:palkid is homo for dr d

Who wouldn't be?

Are you obsessed with me Sage?

bushra21 wrote:^ who wouldn't be

freza wrote:

^ian^ wrote:

freza wrote:Pet, hahaha! very nice! It was about time a talented newbie showed up around here!

Dr. Dre, aren't you convinced about Sauron yet?

Dr. Dre?

oops! I confused you with the hip-hop extraordinaire for a moment.

I prefer Eminem.

Fitting... I don't know who is worse at cricket... Pakistan or England.

In fact, they're so bad, they should change their name to Englandistan. or Ukanistan.

Fitting... I don't know who is worse at cricket... Pakistan or England. In fact, they're so bad, they should change their name to Englandistan. or Ukanistan. Something like Australia at Football Yes but nobody plays soccer in Australia... hardly say the same about cricket in Pakistan or Ukanistan?

Just install Firefox 2.0 which does this by default.

Tickles wrote:Sitting here in my office in the UK looking out at the pouring rain Please tell me it's much nicer in Dubai!!!

Tickles x

It is... it's awesome.

I can even see hot girls in bikinis riding past on scooters.

Must suck to live in the Ukanistan.

Well, Australia just easily rolled Nu Zilland in the ODI being played today... Australia posting 289 runs and the bowled NZ out for 184 runs... too easy.

I think Ukanistan might beat Nu Zilland.... they look terrible.