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It was surprising that Dr D put getting married in number 6 instead of number 1, and that means Dr D prioritized more on winning popularity contest on DF. :wink: Geez...im not interested in man/men with heavy baggage! 8) Well, actually they were in no order of priority. Why do people always assume ...

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ROTFLMAO!

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Not sure if there is a branch here.

lol...is that what most (almost all) of the girls EVER think of!?! MEN?! hahaha....im suprised to see how suprised you were to see IAN's list of priorities.... If they werent priorities...he would'nt have numbered them....so logicaly, we can safely say...he was thinking of them to be priorities whe...

Don't worry, you'll get lucky soon.

Have you thought about changing your hair style... and not being from the UK?

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Invisibleness.
Speediness.

Good skills to have.

asc_26 wrote:

MaaaD wrote:

^ian^ wrote:Don't worry, you'll get lucky soon.

Have you thought about changing your hair style... and not being from the UK?

Dr D is also a hair stylish. Which hair style would you recommend him? hmm...DK & Yorky's hair style?

Perhaps a trim from the neck up.

Up Uranus!

sage & onion wrote:The legal situation here in Dubai is as follows;

An Australian on a visit visa must have an International License to be able to drive a hire car

Wow, that's exactly what Scarlet said! Except she said it first.

any chance of getting my hands on set poker chips ...in a case ......i know it aint legal but this is dubai everything available if one knows where to ask thanks Oddly enough... Natuzzi sells a Poker Chips and Playing Card set in its gift section. It's not cheap... but if you're desperate. There is...

Off to Vienna tomorrow, Happy Holidays everyone.

Might come back in the new year. (Might not).

sage & onion wrote:

Where'd you get the suit?

If you're banned you're banned, even in the Freezones I believe. The reason for this is your FZL sponsorship is done through the Freezone issuer (i.e. Tecom, JAFZL etc.) and not directly through your employer. The Freezone sponsership is still registered and applicable with the ministry of Labour. T...

If you're banned you're banned, even in the Freezones I believe.The only thing you can do without being banned is move from one freezone company to another in the same freezone . Nope. Labour has nothing to do with the free zone visas. If you are banned by labour ministry you can still get a free z...

yorky500 wrote:

alexandra wrote:she really has a big heart besides big bank accounts.

and lets not forget, a HUGE ar$e! hahahahahahahahaha

Did you see that South Park episode?

There would be NO wedding if this is the case. :evil: In our culture, man is taking care of the wedding expenses etc but no dowries. :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Well unless u can wait until i win the 1 million Dhs from National Bonds, then I am on it !! ok u can start preparing the guest list start...

Yup that they were. But now they have separated the labour and immigration. They dont stamp ur passport when you get a standard labour ban. Just make a entry into the system. So you can still enter the country on a visit visa etc...only thing is a labour card will not be issued to you for 6 months....

He got sick of the place.

Can't blame him really.

Does anyone here remember Dubai Forum. Remember how we said that We would meet again.... Some Sunny Day. Forum! Forum! What has become of you? Does anybody else in here Feel the way I do? ooooooohhh. (Thanks to Waters, Mason, Wright & Gilmore for the inspiration.) You can play it on Guitar too, ...

Holy Angelina Jolie.

This is the most pointless thread.... ever.

Well done A&B.

Man, you're in a difficult place. The bottom line is, you're illegally working here in the UAE. If you go to the Ministry of Labour they will act against your employer, but here is what will happen. 1. you will get deported. 2. your employer will get a fine. You will most certainly lose your job no ...

Congrats K, you deserved to win (I voted for you!)

I'd offer you a celebratory cigar... but you know.

Does anyone here remember Dubai Forum. Remember how we said that We would meet again.... Some Sunny Day. Forum! Forum! What has become of you? Does anybody else in here Feel the way I do? ooooooohhh. (Thanks to Waters, Mason, Wright & Gilmore for the inspiration.) You can play it on Guitar too,...

Yes some of us our already quit without telling our Bloodsucking boss. The problem now, is that when you changed your Visa they accompany you and after you came back here in Dubai with new Visa. They get the Passport so we wait again for our chance to handled our own passport. Weew.... I'm not worr...

Great burning Glockenspiels! The new forum absolutely rocks!

Thanks for the link - good to see some quality posts.

so as things stand, I would not be entitled to any gratuityif I leave at the end of my 12 month (UK) contract? In which case, should I get the UAE contract changed to fixed term (limited) as it is in the UK version? For unlimited contracts: If you leave after one year you get 7 days (1/3). If you g...

I got 15% eventhough my contract begins in Jan '07 Talked to my landlord and he said he knows the law but that our building was paying less than the market standards for a 1 bedroom apartment That sux It sux for him. Tell him you're going to go to the rental committee if he doesn't pull his head in.

Here's a real topic worth discussing, and I think because of the gravity of it, it should remain in General and not whisked into the accom. section. Has anyone heard anything relating to the rumour the Gardens is going to be demolished to make way for a yet unannounced project? The rumours are flyi...

Crazy or not, another telecom means one thing... more phone sales.

Hubby should be happy.

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