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Welcome to driving in Dubai. Hazard lights are the best, but, I ranted about this a while ago when we had fog, however, after looking at the FAQ's on Abu Dhabi police website, they actually tell you to put your hazard lights on! WTF. Yes, that was the other part of genius this morning, people drivi...

Holy shit!!! Captain Obvious started a thread!

the_anomaly wrote:you're lucky i'm not there or there would be a Guy C for you to be thinking about (A)

I think if we gave awards for the most pathologically pathetic post, this would get it.

How much? I have a friend who may be interested.

im basically a salesman, selling materials to companies. i do it in the uk but theres alot more work for me in dubai but from other forums, it seems that if you get 20,000AED/month, that is a good salary, but im getting only 10833AED/month, im beginning to worry it wont be enough It will be enough....

Common help me out here....Ive tried the ff: Quickbook,Peachtree,Tally. And Im not satisfied with all 3 so I need to search for a new one specially the next calendar year is about to start. So name some good accounting software or better, tell me whats the best accounting software for you? And how ...

Be careful too to make the distinction between Freehold and Freezone. Freehold - perpetual ownership of the land. Freezone - Business Freezone laws i.e. no local ownership, less tax etc. It's possible to be both Freehold and/or Freezone but very rarely. For instance, Business Bay is not a Freezone (...

MaaaD wrote:to hell.

...in a bucket of chad!

* sigh * will it ever stop?

Please don't post 'other people's' numbers without permission, I have contacted a mod to remove it.

Hi ian I am sure you are the life and sole of the party, aaahhh well. You betcha! I was simply trying to make life easier for everyone nothing moreor less. I am sure you are grateful when you are given information, never mind have a happy life with yourself I will. And I'd be happy to if people nev...

clairej wrote:I actualy thought forums like this weeded out the morans. but you got through,

And after 3 posts you're an expert on the forum?

You're going to have to work harder to convince me you're not a spammer Dawood.

Clarke and Hussey will hopefully steady things up, but great start to England, no doubt about it.

scarlet wrote:^^Why?

It is a true dilemna. Most pathetic posts are game posts

No the thread, the post from the Anomaly.

SNA33Y wrote:I jinxed Clarke.

Symonds will smash 'em all over.

Symonds is not a test cricketer. we've ballsed up the 1st innings heres, and need to really nail England to the wall with our bowling.

How long did it take you to get to work today?

asc_26 wrote:Is "<15 minutes" means at most 15 minutes? It took me 5 minutes to reach the office.

Mathematics. < is lesser than.

Normally it takes me less than 5 minutes.... but not today.

We can limp to 250 then take a breath and take stock of the game.

My prediction is an Australian Victory by 97 runs.

Go Aussies.

I don't think any of the poms on the forum dare call me crazy after my last prediction.

Hearsay- A Bus full of labourers fell of the bridge near Al Quoz and onto some vehicles below..Apparant break fail..... Must be hearsay. I drove past the scene and it's a long way to fall horizontally from the overpass. What appears to have happened is the bus has collided with the wall in the medi...

To Ian and Devilsdiciple, nah your not worth the space it would take up. Yeah whatever buddy, tell your story to your cyber mates. I'm sure the two 'Shemales' ian& devilsdiciple will probable be thinking another bl##dy woman on the road, speaks volumes for the loners. But have you noticed how m...

hey yeh enjoying it immensely now haha what a great time to wake up I bet you wished you never said that now :D :D Said what? We're still going to win. Did you not see my last prediction? Or the one beforehand? I have accurately predicted the outcome of every Ashes game so far, including this one.

What a complete load of bollocks you guys are writing. :lol: :lol: Its hard not to jump on the bandwagon, and I am trying not to. Its a long way to go being only 3/4 of the way through day 1 of a 5 day test match. Its great what is happening. At least we are damn well fighting back. I think more wi...

Absolutely I do and have performed it on many occasions.

When I use to play Rugby Union, I did a couple of junior tours to New Zealand and learned the Haka from junior All Black players.

The old one though, not the new one, which is a bit gay.

Galactico wrote:I didnt see it maybe you due a wrong predection then.

Dude.... I'm Dr. D!!

Well, that accident really chopped me up this morning.

Wasn't sure if it was a workers bus or a school bus, conflicting reports.

Mmmmmmmm, normal drive to work is approx 70mins, but today, cos I heard of the accident near MOE, i turned off SZR, onto Beach Road and back on to SZR further down. All in all, 80mins today. Not too bad. God alone knows what it is going to be like going home tonight. I predict 2hrs 30mins. I imagin...

I think articles like this are dangerous. Guys will go "I'm circumcised so I'm in a better position!".

Just wrong really. The only sure fire way to not get HIV from sex is abstinence, followed by condoms.

Absolutely I do and have performed it on many occasions. When I use to play Rugby Union, I did a couple of junior tours to New Zealand and learned the Haka from junior All Black players. The old one though, not the new one, which is a bit gay. the slitting of the throat dance one ;) That's the gay ...

7/214 - pretty woeful effort so far, but 250+ might be a competitive total on this wicket the word I'm getting from the curator says.

yorky500 wrote:Yes, fat f&%K Warne has gone.

He'll be back.... to take 6 wickets.

yorky500 wrote:Please clarify 6 wickets. In englands first innings, 2nd innings or the Test match?

Which would you prefer?