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I'm having a housewarming party soon, they can gig on the lawn?

Was just thinking how do they prove that you are BF and GF - is it the four witnesses thing? Nope, it's the accommodation thing. Or is it illegal full stop for two different fun to live in the same property - which leads me to ask if anyone knows if a non-couple have been evicted for co-habiting bu...

Raining in DIC right now, just lightly but some big ominous clouds on the way!!

asc_26 wrote:Dr. D, what's the worst smell in the world?

Ask Mrs. Dr. D

But in all seriousness, the worst smell in the world would have to be the mud pits of Rotorua in NZ.

Raining in DIC right now, just lightly but some big ominous clouds on the way!! DIC u say? lol....its true that nobody really gets any work done here.... I don't know about you, but I've done a great deal of work today. For one, I averted a major terrorist incident, but since I averted it, you'll n...

so finally what should 2 people do, I mean a boy & girl, if they are not married yet? To get married? Well you have 4 options as far as I see it: (1) Don't come (2) Break the law (you and thousands of others) (3) Live separately (4) Get married I would advise against #4 just to come to Dubai, y...

isabela wrote:
Ian - cowboy

that would be so fun fun fun ...

Yeah, fun like hitting one's self in the head with a toaster.

Ian - cowboy that would be so fun fun fun ... :lol: :lol: :lol: Yeah, fun like hitting one's self in the head with a toaster. :shock: don;t spoil the fun now cowboy...just ride in your horse..and sing.. ...young men ..you dont need to feel bad...i say young men...lalalallala ...and say...stay there...

Ian - cowboy that would be so fun fun fun ... :lol: :lol: :lol: Yeah, fun like hitting one's self in the head with a toaster. :shock: don;t spoil the fun now cowboy...just ride in your horse..and sing.. ...young men ..you dont need to feel bad...i say young men...lalalallala ...and say...stay there...

Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:Seriously Dr D. tell me if I will find my keys ?

Yes, check in the freezer.

Traffic was absolute mayhem today.

Good suggestions Yorkers, keep em coming.

how is "co-habitation" defined? does sharing a flat by a guy and a girl fall under this definition? with the amount of prostitution that's going on in dubai, wouldn't / shouldn't the government be more focused on tackling that rather than cracking down on decent "non-married" co...

Keep the questions clean please.

The faults we see on others are those of our own.

Or my favourite old time saying...

"Just because this saying is old, doesn't mean it is true."

And yet % wise more people die on Sheikh Zayed Road every year.

Bleakus wrote:im not gonna describe it, its too rough

And too unclean. If you want to talk about your feacophilia you can do it in Fight Club... not here please.

Ask a Question.... Clean ones!

And yet % wise more people die on Sheikh Zayed Road every year. you dont actually know that because, you dont know how many take the option of voluntary deportation % wise its all a risk and is of no relevance at the end of the day, there maybe only one next year Ian, and it may be you or one of yo...

Dr. D Yesterday a stuiped S.o.B was cms away from smashing me from the side on Emirates Hihghway and it was his mistake by entering the fast lane without checking first !!! If u were in my shoes in this situation what would u do ??!?!?!? :x :x What would Dr. D do? Hrmmm... I would relax, take a chi...

Palkid7 wrote:sorry ma8 but u sound too nice to be driving on Dubai Roads !!!!

Hey, I get frustrated, annoyed and stressed on the roads too, but what can you do that's going to make a difference? Nothing. So relax, count to 10, and reach your destination alive.

Actually there's only 3 things that need to happen to ease the traffic and none of them have to do with the cars at all. 1. Reduce the rents, so people can actually live near their place of work. This is the primary reason why so many people travel from one Emirate to another, is they live in a che...

ok I got the situation, but,but... if I say that this is my cousine??? what then? will they ask me for any papers???or what??? Then you're screwed. That's the risk you take. Of course, I have stacks of friends I know that are co-habitating or sharing villas with people of the opposite sex. Not a si...

This pattern in Microsoft's Operating System Software. All these were launched with great hype and termed "good" products but the results have been mixed. A guy posted this note and its true in my eyes.. so is Vista really doomed? Going all the way back to 1986: (Operating System: Good/Ba...

Moxy, are you a UK citizen? I think you might have trouble converting a licence from a country you're not a citizen of.

u need professionals with programming background to remove that button Bwahahahahahahhahahahha well it certainly aint you Dave. Good joke though, very funny, I didn't realise you could be so funny. Now please leave the ladies alone. They're not interested in you, never have been, and besides, we kn...

This reminded me I never got my degree cert back from my employer.

Better chase this up now.

XRW-147 wrote:

Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:True!

The person below me will leave Dubai soon

True.

The person below will adopt a pet monkey.

Sure will, they sound tasty.

The person below me will eeew in .

sage & onion wrote:Is "Wakeboarding" something one does during an Isish funeral?

I would pay to see you on a wakeboard, and not just 50 fils.

I will make it clear I voted no. I think if the ladies want to discuss girly stuff, then they should do it well away from this forum, free from prying eyes. That way people can be invited to the 'other' place and the politics and bullshit relating to it stay away from this place. If you're nice, And...

I am! In Chad! :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight That's true. I have decreed that should DK ever visit Chad, the locals are to give him (by law) the new official welcome signal of Chad. It is basically presenting the back of the hand with only the middle finger extended. I know it sounds silly, but this is ...

I will make it clear I voted no. I think if the ladies want to discuss girly stuff, then they should do it well away from this forum, free from prying eyes. That way people can be invited to the 'other' place and the politics and bullshit relating to it stay away from this place. If you're nice, An...