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Hey... stop spamming this shit... you tried it last month and it didn't work.

Thankful I was born in Australia, best goddamn country on the planet. Thankful for Guinness. Thankful that the best goddamn country on the planet has the best goddamn cricket team on the planet. Thankful Sam Raimi has made Spiderman 3, which looks kickass. He should have made it in Australia (the be...

noni wrote:Dr D where do the holes in swiss cheese come from?

I think the question should be... where did the cheese go? No?

isabela wrote:Dr D, why is your new avatar has a BETA on it?

It's because it is in beta.

Actually, Dr. D has gone Web 2.0

My friend says hi, and he gave me a bottle of Jamesons. He also gave me a list of 22 license plates from Dubai also spotted at the hole in the wall, including some with very few digits being driven by men dressed in white. My conscience is getting to me, who should I give this list to! These people ...

DR.D I keep hearing about Barracude and Hole in the Wall....but how do I get directions to these places. Also, how expensive is it to purchase alcohol here? i know a bottle of grey goose would cost about $12 in the states Sorry Bushra, but Dr. D is a terrible navigator - just ask his lawyer, I coul...

Good one Concord! Instead of family, I'm having about 30 people over for Thanksgiving that don't have family here!!! Can't get away from it all! But very thankful for FRIENDS. Are you guys going to have a traditional thanksgiving meal :oops: Yes Bushra. With lots of wine and spirits too. Then we wi...

x-light.se wrote:WHO in hell forced u to look at my messeges.??????????

DONT look turn u round

Hey.... shut up idiot.

Thank you.

Good one Concord! Instead of family, I'm having about 30 people over for Thanksgiving that don't have family here!!! Can't get away from it all! But very thankful for FRIENDS. Are you guys going to have a traditional thanksgiving meal :oops: Yes Bushra. With lots of wine and spirits too. Then we wi...

January 26 - I know, I know a little early... but what will you all be doing?

Me, I'll be having a cold beer and watching Australia hoik the Ashes in the air, I might even fire up a BBQ (or 2).

You're all invited.

x-light.se wrote:[YAA Someone get kick by me.. look.. stuped.. who told u to talk like that to me.?? haa???? PSHH,, turn round and find u own Home of forum.. second.. who told u read my messege.. Punk,, learn that..

yeah yeah, whatever light cube boy. Tell your story to someone who cares.

Man I really hate X5s. I wish there was a club so that all owners could be found in the one spot at the one time.

No offence... but did you even look at any other cars? Did they take your licence off you when they handed you the keys?

August 11th - early notice so you're prepared.

Where will you be and what will you be doing when Chad gets it on for the 47th year?

P.S. Chad is a country, not your friend Chad, or Chad the substance.

January 26 - I know, I know a little early... but what will you all be doing? Me, I'll be having a cold beer and watching Australia hoik the Ashes in the air, I might even fire up a BBQ (or 2). You're all invited. Man, you must have a big place as there are 8620 of us :shock: :shock: :shock: Yes bu...

bushra21 wrote:that is so thoughtful of you

Don't think of me, think of Chad!

Concord wrote:

dubai girl wrote:We have the opportunity to live in such an outstanding country as the UAE.

What is so outstanding about the UAE compared to that great country of yours USA. Please elaborate.

I'm moving to Chad.

^ian^ wrote:I'm moving to Chad.

I'm back... Chad is not outstanding.

x-light.se wrote:i dont insult u and anyone here,, it all begin when i heard bad comments about me.]

That's because you're a spammer with no respect for anyone on these forums, when you come along just spamming away about your little ice cubes.

fayz wrote:Gtmash/Ian is there actual hate for the car or for the people that drive them?

Hrmmm.. since the car is a mere extension of the people that drive them... that's a good question.

Just today I saw another X5 bloody idiot driving like a maniac on SZR - it brings it out in people.

St.Lucifer wrote:Jan 26th...is also the Indian Republic Day.

Yes but since we are cricket champions in everything, we take precedent.

isabela wrote:Can I just celebrate my birthday then at your party..with free food?

Sure.

and will Outback Jack be there?

No, we killed him out of national pride right after the show.

isabela wrote:You killed him!!!
and he's the only australian guy i know!

Dr. D shame on you...and your a serial killer now..

ok so how did it end? the show...or should i just google it..

I didn't say I killed him. The Australian public did.

He takes the ditzy blonde.

I wonder if is truth, ppl from dubai have to be rich to live there.? is anyone rich here,, pm me.. I am so rich I can buy sweden and call it home !! how about that ?!!?? Boy !!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Palkid...can you please buy madagascar for me...so i could bring back Alex the lion on your avata...

I wonder if is truth, ppl from dubai have to be rich to live there.? is anyone rich here,, pm me.. I am so rich I can buy sweden and call it home !! how about that ?!!?? Boy !!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Palkid...can you please buy madagascar for me...so i could bring back Alex the lion on your avata...

I think the national anthem should be.

CHAD
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAD
CHAD
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
CHAD
CHAD CHAD CHAD
CHAD

CHAD! (High fives!)

No outback Jack, I think he's gay anyway. Certainly not the outback type.

Hi there. I have acquired through good fortune the country of Chad and was wondering if anyone knew anything about this place?

yujinn wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad

I was after more experiential information. Any goose can look up Wikipedia. Besides that, the article is clearly outdated as it makes no mention of its current ownership.

isabela wrote:Sorry Dr. D..

but I think mine is better..and it has a dance...or maybe you dont know chacha...

Chad is a guys name, and therefore the anthem must be blokey, hence the high 5's at the end. What man does the chacha?

Yes ... back in our country a lot of men dance the chacha...and they have some coconut shells on their hands...and knees...and chest... and it looks so s.e.x.y... i mean macho... and we can do that too in chad... then the chad nationals...the men will be called... CHACHOS and the women...CHACHES......

9/10 people think they're smarter than 9/10 people. :shock: Of course you sit there and think that everyone is brainwashed, and everyone is a sheep, and this... and that... and flashing icecubes. Here's the reality. 5/10 people are smarter than average, 5/10 are dumber than average. It doesn't matte...