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blah blah blah blah blah :!: Smartest thing you've said all day. Instead, you thought you'd come in here waving your stick around defending Sara when she clearly didn't need defending and shot off at the mouth. By the way, I find your avatar offensive, because the girl is clearly holding the stick ...

freza wrote:ian, but isn't this better than the silly games?

Up to a point. The point passed long ago, now people are preaching to either the deaf or the converted.

Damn preachers.

Nick81 wrote:Anyway I am starting to think I should limit my involvement to the forums because some people are just pushing things too far.

Yup, 100% agree.

zam wrote:Tthen you name called sara,

Where the fcuk did I name call Sara?

Are they handing out crack at Sharjah Airport Free Zone?

I am going to come out of retirement to say one thing.

It is possible, I have done it.

before anyone gets too excited and try this at home you have to know this depends on your body mass index and your tolerance. the above poster ^^^ is an Irishman who probably doesn't "feel it" till his 35th beer. If your a tiny wimp you might die of alcohol poisoning before you are throug...

MaaaD wrote:

^ian^ wrote:I am going to come out of retirement to say one thing.

btw Dr. D cannot retire its a matter of national security for this forum.

Sad to say but Dr. D is retired.

I have this friend who needs to buy alcohol but doesn't have a licence. He works and therefore cannot get out to the Barracuda during the day time until the weekend, so I suggested my friend goes at night.

Does anyone know what time the hole in the wall at Ajman or UAQ closes?

I have this friend who needs to buy alcohol but doesn't have a licence. He works and therefore cannot get out to the Barracuda during the day time until the weekend, so I suggested my friend goes at night. Does anyone know what time the hole in the wall at Ajman or UAQ closes? Tell your friend to g...

I will add Sage, how do you know this friend even lives in Dubai? Perhaps he lives... somewhere else.

Edit: I do not wish to debate the morality of alcohol, Sharjah, or whether you need a licence or not.

I just asked a bloody question.

sage & onion wrote:This is not preaching, just trying to put your friend right. I like a drink like most, but I will not risk my whole future by going through Sharjah with illegal booze. The Police in Sharjah have Zero tolerance, you get caught you get deported.

Sounds like preaching.

What time do they close?

It has nothing to do with morality Ian, it has to do with common sense, the central prison in Sharjah, has dozens of people inside waiting to be deported for this very reason. I presume if the guy lived in Ajman or UAQ he would know what time the places close. Can you honestly tell me it is worth i...

I rang them and it closes at midnight.

Now to ring my friend.

Hopefully someone can help you in getting your friend deported, but not me :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: OK, not you. Why type anything then? Let it be on someone else's shoulders. There is nothing illegal about asking what time a bottleshop closes. The mere knowledge is not goin...

sage & onion wrote:if he uses that information and then gets caught by the Police and deported, do you not think that you will have played a part in it.

No I wouldn't think so, why would you?

Not everyone is a moron impressed by lengthy but hollow answers.

sage & onion wrote:You need to spend time in Sharjah Prison and then come back and tell me how hollow the answer is.

What was it like? and what did you go in for?

You need to spend time in Sharjah Prison and then come back and tell me how hollow the answer is. What was it like? and what did you go in for? Not good and not for booze Posting too much? I hear that's an offence around some parts. Really, all I asked was a question, all I wanted was an answer tha...

I did a double major in Marketing.

Unoriginal, Uninspiring, Unremarkable.

Smelly_Melly wrote:In the living complexes in Dubai, do the swimming pools have closing times, or can you swim 24/7?

Most close at 10 pm or around this time. It's largely a safety issue.

And people complain about being stalked. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: ...

sage & onion wrote:

bushra21 wrote:

Smelly_Melly wrote:Are there any places in Dubai where I can get boxing lessons?

try this link

But why do lovely ladies want to box????

So they can get hit on?

Dr. D is just rang me Sage, he's going to get you sued for plagiarism.

http://www.goth.net/goth.html

Dr. D says, to avoid legal action, always cite your source.

Nice tip from the good doc.

Dr. D What's a Goth? Hey young Charlie Brown... always glad to help out with questions of REAL science and not some of the other things people try and pass of as important. A Goth is generally someone who dresses up in all black, may paint their face white, and listen to really horrible music about...

When I first went to university, I commenced a Bachelor or IT majoring in Data Communications - but like many IT people during the IT boom, I got snapped up for an attractive amount of money and never got around to finishing it. When I got tired and frustrated with IT, I joined the darkside of marke...

Bleakus wrote:

^ian^ wrote:

Concord wrote:Dr. D What's a Goth?

Goth chics can be quite hot.....

your right dude, they are quite hot

Some, a few... definitely not all.

Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:Dr D. should I resign for my current job now ?

No. When the time is right you will know it.

The tea leaves says.... when the eagle with the three coloured tail calls, the time will be nigh, but not until.

Beats me what that means, whoever heard of talking tea leaves anyway.

redmatrice wrote:what the hell is that?

Good question. No idea!

I have a question... Why do people, when they first meet me think I am rude, arrogant, and a diva (khagaga)...but that all lasts up until I smile, or laugh or speak with them? I dont know what it is I am doing to give off that impression because I dont walk with my nose in the air, so what is it? P...