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by ^ian^
Oct 26, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ask a question!
Replies: 647
Views: 56606

Dr. D, From my position, Longitude 25°13'N Latitude55°17'E at sea level, how much force should I use, in what direction, and when should I launch a 100-pound steel ball in order to be able to put it into orbit around neptune on february 19, 2020? Thanks! See Pinoy, as a Dr. I am skilled with the ab...
by ^ian^
Oct 26, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ask a question!
Replies: 647
Views: 56606

Dr. D, From my position, Longitude 25°13'N Latitude55°17'E at sea level, how much force should I use, in what direction, and when should I launch a 100-pound steel ball in order to be able to put it into orbit around neptune on february 19, 2020? Thanks! Of course this also raises other issues too....
by ^ian^
Oct 26, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ask a question!
Replies: 647
Views: 56606

First you have to ask yourself do you really want to call it quits, or perhaps you're just being moody? Is the relationship going anywhere? If so, why call it quits? If not, why not? What are the underlying issues? Is there love? Have you just gone cold on the person? Is there a connection? Many a g...
by ^ian^
Oct 26, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: How to call it QUITS?
Replies: 17
Views: 3806

Dude! :D
by ^ian^
Oct 26, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: NEW MEMBER 1000 CLUB
Replies: 11
Views: 1264

prince_x wrote:I am interested in these two type of girls (strange?!!!)


I am sure there is an abundant supply in the aforementioned locations.
by ^ian^
Oct 26, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Girls!
Replies: 17
Views: 6260

asc_26 wrote:What's the most difficult question? :wink:


This one ;)
by ^ian^
Oct 28, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ask a question!
Replies: 647
Views: 56606

bonitta wrote:does love exist?


Yes.
by ^ian^
Oct 28, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ask a question!
Replies: 647
Views: 56606

how long does it take for nail polish to dry? Depends on the nail polish. Cheap nail polish dries quickly, 10 or so minutes, but has a very coarse crystalline structure and tends to chip easy. Proper nail polish can take 20 - 40 minutes to dry, but has a much finer crystalline structure, and is hen...
by ^ian^
Oct 28, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ask a question!
Replies: 647
Views: 56606

Dubai Knight wrote:Why do 'skin coloured' Elastoplast...never match the colour of your skin?

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Knight


Because if it did nobody would buy it. Nobody wants to admit their skin is really paler than it is.
by ^ian^
Oct 28, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ask a question!
Replies: 647
Views: 56606

Dubai Knight wrote:Hahahahaha! I always knew you had some cross dressing tendencies!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight


Isn't cross dressing when you don't do your tie up straight?
by ^ian^
Oct 28, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ask a question!
Replies: 647
Views: 56606

Why do 'skin coloured' Elastoplast...never match the colour of your skin? :shock: :shock: :shock: Knight Because if it did nobody would buy it. Nobody wants to admit their skin is really paler than it is. Where I come from pale skin is very popular! Ever heard of Fair & Lovely skin cream? Yes, ...
by ^ian^
Oct 28, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ask a question!
Replies: 647
Views: 56606

Dubai Knight wrote:Better than being held together by Durex (the Aussie brand!) My trousers are held up with string and for everything else, I use safety pins!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight


In Australia, Durex are condoms.

Perhaps you mean Elastoplast? Or I just didn't get the joke.

Safety Pins? Luxury!
by ^ian^
Oct 28, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ask a question!
Replies: 647
Views: 56606

Can we get back on topic please? :roll:
by ^ian^
Oct 28, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Hijackers Thread
Replies: 40
Views: 4253

Ever since Revenge of the Sith came out, DK has been unable to love. Something to so with an accident involving not turning off your lightsabre before you holster it.

:oops:
by ^ian^
Oct 28, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Smartd
Replies: 31
Views: 5248

Romance & Cigarettes

Thinking of taking a girl to see this, any comment?
by ^ian^
Oct 28, 2006
 
Forum: Movies and Music Talk
Topic: Romance & Cigarettes
Replies: 3
Views: 1084

yorky500 wrote:Can you smoke and have "fun" whilst watching it? :lol: :lol:


Doubt it.

Anyone seen it?
by ^ian^
Oct 28, 2006
 
Forum: Movies and Music Talk
Topic: Romance & Cigarettes
Replies: 3
Views: 1084

Will B_Lady get access to the girly chit-hat room? Also, I think a smokers forum is a great idea. I'm sick of people whining how bad it is. Two things: (1) It is written on the packets that it is bad for you (2) We post and read this forum so we can obviously read So no shit it's bad, please don't r...
by ^ian^
Oct 28, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Gentlemen's Forum
Replies: 54
Views: 4044

Sleep?

Can someone explain this concept to me?
by ^ian^
Oct 28, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Do you sleep
Replies: 34
Views: 3308

weary_heart wrote:
^ian^ wrote:Sleep?

Can someone explain this concept to me?


You're 24/7 online pal! :)


No I do housecalls too. :shock:
by ^ian^
Oct 28, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Do you sleep
Replies: 34
Views: 3308

Re: Grrrr

bushra21 wrote:Some guy sent me a message on myspace saying that I am going to hell forever because of some of my photos....


Can a mod please check to see if Bushra and Alian4u aren't the same person?

:D :D :D :D :D :D
by ^ian^
Oct 29, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Grrrr
Replies: 18
Views: 1901

You can't fake cool.
by ^ian^
Oct 29, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: coolest avater
Replies: 68
Views: 5995

What do girls ever talk about when they get together in a group?

s.e.x. of course.

Not like us men.
by ^ian^
Oct 29, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What happens behind closed doors of ladies forum??
Replies: 47
Views: 4577

I for one am extremely worried about the high concentration of girl germs in one area of the forum. I doubt it will be contained, and before long it will break out.

We will log in one morning to find the colour scheme changed from blue, to either teal or :shock: PINK!
by ^ian^
Oct 29, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What happens behind closed doors of ladies forum??
Replies: 47
Views: 4577

I think it all depends on how much your wife is capable of spending in a month?

For some it is great money, but for a couple used to a reasonably high income, it may not be enough for both of you.
by ^ian^
Oct 29, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Is 30,000 Dirhams per month good?
Replies: 20
Views: 4716

Will B_Lady get access to the girly chit-hat room? Also, I think a smokers forum is a great idea. I'm sick of people whining how bad it is. Two things: (1) It is written on the packets that it is bad for you (2) We post and read this forum so we can obviously read So no shit it's bad, please don't ...
by ^ian^
Oct 29, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Gentlemen's Forum
Replies: 54
Views: 4044

Jeevan wrote:I guess this thread i just gonna explode when the girls read it :)


They'll probably sneak into their little private area and have a b*tch session about it. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

^^^ probably not enough smilies to placate
by ^ian^
Oct 29, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What happens behind closed doors of ladies forum??
Replies: 47
Views: 4577

kanelli wrote:Wow, I've been let in. I thought I might have to flash the moderators or something to prove I'm female. :lol:

We don't reveal the secrets of our forum. 8)


As usual, we're guys, we don't care... we just pretend to care :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
by ^ian^
Oct 29, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What happens behind closed doors of ladies forum??
Replies: 47
Views: 4577

Irish Embassy

Does anyone know if there is an Irish Embassy in the UAE that can issue a passport for me?
by ^ian^
Oct 29, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Irish Embassy
Replies: 14
Views: 2687

Re: Which came First?

I wanted to ask this question to Dr.D, but then chose to post it as an open question, Coz that way we'll get to know what everyone thinks about these ever mystifying questions.. Which came first? 1.Egg or Hen 2.Coconut or Coconut tree And ofcouse I know we'll get the right answer from Dr.D, but wha...
by ^ian^
Oct 29, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Which came First?
Replies: 16
Views: 1814
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