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What? What are you women thinking? What do you want?

I swear: I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, okay? I--I--I admit! I--I'm not getting the signals. I am not getting it.

Women, they're so subtle. They're little--everything they do is sssubtle! [announcing] Men are not subtle! [regular voice] We are obvious. Women know what men want. Men know what men want. What do we want? We want Women. That's it!

It's the only thing we know for sure! It really is! We want women. How do we get them? [deep voice] "Oh, we don't know about that, we don't know."

The next step after that, we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car horns, yelling from construction sites--these are the best ideas we've had so far!

The Car Horn Honk. Is that the beauty? Have you seen men doing this?

What is this? The man is in the car. The woman, walks by the front of the car. He honks the--[makes long car horn noises]. This man: is out of ideas. How does this--[makes horn noise a few times, then shrugs]--"I don't think she likes me."

The amazing thing is that we still get women, don't we? Men--I mean, men are with women. You see men with women.

"How are men getting women," many people wonder.

Let me tell you a little bit about our organization:

Wherever women are--we have a man working on the situation right now. Now, he may not be our best maaan.. Okay? We have a lot of areas to cover, but someone from our staff is on the scene.

That's why I think men get frustrated when we see women reading articles, like, "Where to Meet Men."! We're here--we are everywhere! We're honkin' our horns to serve you better.



- NoSoup4U

do you honestly honk your horn at a woman thinking shes gonna come over to your window and say hey stud nice horn you got there wanna go on a date??

Now if a guy had all the answers to that, he'd be king of the world.

ajb wrote:do you honestly honk your horn at a woman thinking shes gonna come over to your window and say hey stud nice horn you got there wanna go on a date??

ask the guys over here in dubai, im sure they will let you know how that works out for them....

You tell 'em Bushra

in Dubai they won't just honk their horn, they'll flash their lights, they'll start their hazard lights, its like the car is having a seizure trying to get the women's attention..

lol

nosoup4u wrote:You tell 'em Bushra

in Dubai they won't just honk their horn, they'll flash their lights, they'll start their hazard lights, its like the car is having a seizure trying to get the women's attention..

lol

lol, you dont have to tell me that. some of them are nice though. i was at dhiyafa and this guy behind me had his regular lights on but since my car is low it was still pretty high for me and was reflecting in my mirror, he saw it was bothering me and shut them off...lol so they arent all bad...at least for long

nosoup4u wrote:What? What are you women thinking? What do you want?

I swear: I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, okay? I--I--I admit! I--I'm not getting the signals. I am not getting it.

Women, they're so subtle. They're little--everything they do is sssubtle! [announcing] Men are not subtle! [regular voice] We are obvious. Women know what men want. Men know what men want. What do we want? We want Women. That's it!

It's the only thing we know for sure! It really is! We want women. How do we get them? [deep voice] "Oh, we don't know about that, we don't know."

The next step after that, we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car horns, yelling from construction sites--these are the best ideas we've had so far!

The Car Horn Honk. Is that the beauty? Have you seen men doing this?

What is this? The man is in the car. The woman, walks by the front of the car. He honks the--[makes long car horn noises]. This man: is out of ideas. How does this--[makes horn noise a few times, then shrugs]--"I don't think she likes me."

The amazing thing is that we still get women, don't we? Men--I mean, men are with women. You see men with women.

"How are men getting women," many people wonder.

Let me tell you a little bit about our organization:

Wherever women are--we have a man working on the situation right now. Now, he may not be our best maaan.. Okay? We have a lot of areas to cover, but someone from our staff is on the scene.

That's why I think men get frustrated when we see women reading articles, like, "Where to Meet Men."! We're here--we are everywhere! We're honkin' our horns to serve you better.



- NoSoup4U

that in red is probably the highpoint of ur post.

as to what women think...we dont think, remember? women just meow and ask their fathers, husbands, men for money. like in the Bundy family

raidah wrote:as to what women think...we dont think, remember? women just meow and ask their fathers, husbands, men for money. like in the Bundy family

yep women dont think becoz their first floor is empty.

women only think

How can they date cute HP

Bloody hell Raidah, way to go to down grade women with the money comment! That might be what YOU do, but some of us prefer to earn and have our OWN money thanks very much. - No-one likes a gold digger.

HP, you've never gotten close enough to a woman to know what one is thinking.

Chocoholic wrote:Bloody hell Raidah, way to go to down grade women with the money comment! That might be what YOU do, but some of us prefer to earn and have our OWN money thanks very much. - No-one likes a gold digger.

HP, you've never gotten close enough to a woman to know what one is thinking.

Choco what do u think about me

Chocoholic wrote:Bloody hell Raidah, way to go to down grade women with the money comment! That might be what YOU do, but some of us prefer to earn and have our OWN money thanks very much. - No-one likes a gold digger.

HP, you've never gotten close enough to a woman to know what one is thinking.

oh come on Chocs, i might not be ur favourite poster, but u must have read at least one or 2 of my posts. u really think i meant that ad literam? besides, what was this for " " at the end of it, if not a clear sign i was joking?

trust me, im anything BUT a gold digger

Chocoholic wrote:
HP, you've never gotten close enough to a woman to know what one is thinking.

I dont prefer woman but girls . women become old machines

raidah wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:Bloody hell Raidah, way to go to down grade women with the money comment! That might be what YOU do, but some of us prefer to earn and have our OWN money thanks very much. - No-one likes a gold digger.

HP, you've never gotten close enough to a woman to know what one is thinking.

oh come on Chocs, i might not be ur favourite poster, but u must have read at least one or 2 of my posts. u really think i meant that ad literam? besides, what was this for " " at the end of it, if not a clear sign i was joking?

trust me, im anything BUT a gold digger

Ehehehe, sorry chick, just in one of those moods tonight.

HP wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:
HP, you've never gotten close enough to a woman to know what one is thinking.

I dont prefer woman but girls . women become old machines

OMG! NOw you're a kiddie fiddler - run away! Lock up your daughters, in fact any female of any species.

Chocoholic wrote:

raidah wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:Bloody hell Raidah, way to go to down grade women with the money comment! That might be what YOU do, but some of us prefer to earn and have our OWN money thanks very much. - No-one likes a gold digger.

HP, you've never gotten close enough to a woman to know what one is thinking.

oh come on Chocs, i might not be ur favourite poster, but u must have read at least one or 2 of my posts. u really think i meant that ad literam? besides, what was this for " " at the end of it, if not a clear sign i was joking?

trust me, im anything BUT a gold digger

Ehehehe, sorry chick, just in one of those moods tonight.

np. how about we shake hands, im in an asskicking mood myself

Good! HOw about we both just go kick HP

Chocoholic wrote:Good! HOw about we both just go kick HP

lets ask him if he is into SM so we all 3 enjoy the kicking

OMG OMG OMG.. what have I done?



man o man.. if you gals ever did meet me in person.. just don't kick me too hard for doing this

then again, if you can reach that high, go for it

HP wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:
HP, you've never gotten close enough to a woman to know what one is thinking.

I dont prefer woman but girls . women become old machines

old is gold. they got more experience in S.Ex.

I truly doubt that they themsleves know what they think or what they want or wherre do they want to go

Gurls are always messed up about their feeelings
You know the song I love than I hate you than I love you more

Thats a typical gurl in love
NO OFFENSE GURLS

akobtan wrote:I truly doubt that they themsleves know what they think or what they want or wherre do they want to go

Gurls are always messed up about their feeelings
You know the song I love than I hate you than I love you more

Thats a typical gurl in love
NO OFFENSE GURLS

...yaaaawwwwn......

you've not really known what a complication is until u've been in a relationship or tried to read a girls mind..

OK...no point in trying to psycho-analyse a woman or even try to understand their sense of logic because they are aliens.

Mind you they are lovely aliens...sometimes!

Remember the golden rule: They know the rules and change them at a moments notice in case we ever find out what they are!



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:OK...no point in trying to psycho-analyse a woman or even try to understand their sense of logic because they are aliens.

Mind you they are lovely aliens...sometimes!

Remember the golden rule: They know the rules and change them at a moments notice in case we ever find out what they are!



Knight

u know what ? i actually agree , we are so moody like the wind "i know i am" and we keep on thinking and changing and hating and loving at the same time , for god sake .... i am a woman i need to understand myself , so u men ..YOU WILL NEVER GET US

Actually, I don't think I am very complicated.

kanelli wrote:Actually, I don't think I am very complicated.

neither do I. Oh kanelli i like the way u r - simple except u shouldnt have marreid to early. Now back to the topic what were women thinking?

well.. behind every man there is the hand of a woman..

and all we men do want is women..

fine fine we will deal with the complications. and kaneli, if ur not a complicated gal.. hats off to ya.

nosoup4u wrote:well.. behind every man there is the hand of a woman..

huh? why does she have her hand at the man's back?

dude dude dude..

maybe she like's his back?