1= I am having high Blood pressure ....because of eating 2 viagara pills before date in order to stimulate feelings.
2= I have Polished the bald head before date in order to more shine it

3= I know that probability of success is only ( 10%) but i will take the chance .
4= if arniegang can get women while he is 50 why not me .
5= i had washed teeths 3 times but they still look yellows
6= damn why life is not easy for ugly and horney people .
7= the last time i had se.x was 1980 winter and let see today

8= I am confident for date because once i used to fck girls on first date ( heheh i know girls were prostitutes)

After date x-raws
1= i dont think she will call me again .
2= may be she liked me
3= I shuld find a thai girl for massage
4= might be she is interested