· If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
· Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Neither do I, but it broke the ice!
· Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned.I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this s-e-x-u-a-l tension and really develop this intense s-e-x life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stress! ed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow s-e-x life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it s-e-x-u-a-l, because we both know where it's going.
· lick ur finger-touch ur chosen one on their clothing-and say-Can i help u out of those wet clothes?
· Can i borrow ur library card? coz i wanna check u out!!
· You're just like a parking ticket - you've got 'Fine' written all over you!"
· You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all mates that you did anyway
· you might not be the most beautiful girl in the world, but beauty is only a light switch away....
· i've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
· come on, you'll do....
· I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
· You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...
· Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
· You must be exhausted, 'cos you've been running through my mind all night...
