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Dear Ian / ejb ,

Thanks for showing interest in our beloved sister scarlet. The real name of my sister scarlet is Fatima . Let me ask you some question and then we will decide if you can qualify for our beautiful , intelligent sister. I can not give my hand to any Tom , jerry or banana.

1= Are u sunni or Shia Muslim ?

2= What do Desi people (indian /Paki) eat in Breakfast ?

3= Are u virgin ?

4=Write any indian song , so we feel that you like our culture ?

5= Have u ever been to friday prayer in any mosque?

6= Do u drink in Ramadan?

7= How much do u save after sending money to your family through western union?

8= Do u use Gel or Jasmine hair tonic oil?

9= How many times do u curse Israel in a day? we expect atleast 40 times.

10 = Have u ever forward this sms to other people " say Allah(God)
10 times , send this message to 5 people and u will get a villa in paradise"

11= what would u like to have muslim names?

HP wrote:Dear Ian / ejb ,

Thanks for showing interest in our beloved sister scarlet. The real name of my sister scarlet is Fatima . Let me ask you some question and then we will decide if you can qualify for our beautiful , intelligent sister. I can not give my hand to any Tom , jerry or banana.

1= Are u sunni or Shia Muslim ?

2= What do Desi people (indian /Paki) eat in Breakfast ?

3= Are u virgin ?

4=Write any indian song , so we feel that you like our culture ?

5= Have u ever been to friday prayer in any mosque?

6= Do u drink in Ramadan?

7= How much do u save after sending money to your family through western union?

8= Do u use Gel or Jasmine hair tonic oil?

9= How many times do u curse Israel in a day? we expect atleast 40 times.

10 = Have u ever forward this sms to other people " say Allah(God)
10 times , send this message to 5 people and u will get a villa in paradise"

11= what would u like to have muslim names?

AAAAAHHAHHAHAHAAH HP your too funny!!

I'll assume you were meaning AJB and not trying to set EJ and Scarlet up??

1 = No but I can pretend
2 = Scarlet can have whatever she likes she just has to ask the maid!!
3 = In my next life I am
4 = Indian song .... ummmm theres that techno song with the knightrider music in the background and then indian singing ... punjabi MC or something like that
5 = Ive never even seen a mosque ..... and I have only been to church twice .... once for a wedding and once for a funeral. We did get taught "religious studies" at school but I got asked to leave after I requested they stop teaching us only about Christianity and teach me all about buddhism
6 = I must say I unknowingly have always drunk through Ramadan .... seeing as I had no idea Ramadan existed until a few months ago ... however it was always in private (I was in NZ so Im sure you couldnt see me)
7 = More than enough to buy you some chicken from the Carrefour!!
8 = only in cocktails!!!
9 = Im far too polite to know who to curse anybody
10 = Sadly people must think I am a religious lost cause as I have never received that sms message ..... however I would likely forget my answer to question 9 and curse the hell out of them for wasting my time
11 = Perhaps you can run a poll to decide my Muslim name ...... by the way Fatima's is a middle eastern takeaway chain over here ... I hope Scarlet (Fatima) can make chicken chawarma just the same!!!

HP you are closer to the mark than you think

So your name really is Fatima?

ajb wrote:So your name really is Fatima?

Competition is fierce!

HP Sauce, I need your help!

scarlet wrote:HP you are closer to the mark than you think

Ah me thinks maybe this has something to do with a night filled with Kareoke .... the lovely Scarlet may have been woo'ed by a love song!!

ajb wrote:

scarlet wrote:HP you are closer to the mark than you think

Ah me thinks maybe this has something to do with a night filled with Kareoke .... the lovely Scarlet may have been woo'ed by a love song!!

I think it would take more than that to woo Scarlet.

At least, more than a quirky rendition of Billy Jean and a choppy version of My Way. I blame the Karaoke team for sabotaging my chances.

^ian^ wrote:At least, more than a quirky rendition of Billy Jean and a choppy version of My Way.

Oh, they had Usher tracks last night?! Hmmm...

XRW-147 wrote:

^ian^ wrote:At least, more than a quirky rendition of Billy Jean and a choppy version of My Way.

Oh, they had Usher tracks last night?! Hmmm...

mate
it was frankie boy's rendition of my way...

To night there will be elimination round and one of you have to go home .I will bring gun and she has to eliminate some of you.

Ian,

let me help you little bit.

Fatima (scarlet ) is sunni muslim. She only like mango juice or mago lassi (desi drink). She visits Pakistan 2 times in a year to meet our mom.

I think u should seek the help of any indian or Pakistani at your company .

ajb

I can say you best of luck , it is upto my baby sister Fatima

Today I received in the mail a cricket bat signed by Adam Gilchrist. I gave this to the Indian office boy here in exchange from some good advice.

This is a true story.

I think therefore I am the champion.

Ian,

Can u take a playcard "I love Israel" and stand at Dubai city center for 2 hours ? and tell the people "Israel is great".

We wana know if you can handle it

HP wrote:Ian,

Can u take a playcard "I love Israel" and stand at Dubai city center for 2 hours ? and tell the people "Israel is great".

We wana know if you can handle it

I might be many things, but I am not an idiot. I am also not going to do something I don't believe in.

she likes adventure but it seems u dont

HP wrote:she likes adventure but it seems u dont

I might be able to fight off 100 angry ninjas without too much trouble, but what you're asking is suicide.

From what I can also tell about Scarlet is that she respects intelligence. Surely she would not like a man that would do something so stupid.

Perhaps unless your plan is to appeal to her sensitive side, in the hope she may come and visit me in hospital and win her over through sympathy. In which case, I can also say that this plan will not work.

i sent her mail and she will decide very soon , so do some work at office now

HP wrote:i sent her mail and she will decide very soon , so do some work at office now

HP ur not talking to me ??

Corcovado wrote:HP ur not talking to me ??

He's got his sight set on another 'prize' so just another case of HP's Love (N)everlasting I'm afraid hun.

XRW-147 wrote:

Corcovado wrote:HP ur not talking to me ??

He's got his sight set on another 'prize' so just another case of HP's Love (N)everlasting I'm afraid hun.

u think? khalas he moved on already ?

Corcovado wrote:u think? khalas he moved on already ?

And then there was two...

X I’m not going into epileptic seizures looking at your new avatar, hahaha.

Sparkle, sparkle

I bought season 16 when I was in Thailand, I'll lend it to you after I finish watching

HP wrote:Dear Ian / ejb ,

Thanks for showing interest in our beloved sister scarlet.

HP kind of an after thought but when did I show an interest??

fayz wrote::lol: I bought season 16 when I was in Thailand, I'll lend it to you after I finish watching

Done deal buddy.

Boys, i just got back in the office - was in AD all day yesteraday.

Will have to spend some time thinking about it.

HP is like a dog on heat, if he doesn't get any interest from one person, he just toddles off onto the next.

Chocoholic wrote:HP is like a dog on heat, if he doesn't get any interest from one person, he just toddles off onto the next.

Hey this is HP's sister hes apparently not in the running ... unless its some kind of ingenious plan of his!!

scarlet wrote:Boys, i just got back in the office - was in AD all day yesteraday.

Will have to spend some time thinking about it.

The tension is unbearable!!!! Just like the final episode of survivor!!

Chocoholic wrote:HP is like a dog on heat, if he doesn't get any interest from one person, he just toddles off onto the next.

you forgot the salivating bit Chocs