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How to propose a girl ? what is the decent way ?

How to ask for the hand of a girl ,so she doesnt show her "middle fingure".

If you guys have to propose a girl ,how are you going to do it?



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umm do it on the phone HP, so that even if she shows you the finger, you cant see it...! Oh & she cant punch you as well

easternjewel wrote:umm do it on the phone HP, so that even if she shows you the finger, you cant see it...! Oh & she cant punch you as well

Hahahaha! Good one

easternjewel wrote:umm do it on the phone HP, so that even if she shows you the finger, you cant see it...! Oh & she cant punch you as well

whats is your fone no

aaah da best thing to do...get a plate of armor on ur chest...preferably titanium... and also get a pair of cricket helmet...(really effective in blocking shoes and sandals...)

and oh ya...also a rose...with a card...really nice though..

romance wrote:aaah da best thing to do...get a plate of armor on ur chest...preferably titanium... and also get a pair of cricket helmet...(really effective in blocking shoes and sandals...)

and oh ya...also a rose...with a card...really nice though..

I am going to propose a girl or going to fight in Iraq . I dont think Eastern Jewel is so cruel . The last day i had fight wid a friend,she mistaken me and thought i was serious for marriage . I never promised for stars or even for marriage. I am sure she must be among those who are cursing me ................

so people what do u say about sending e-mail for proposal ?

To...........eastern J
CC.........uncle and aunti

Subject ...........proposal of HP for Eastern J

" Dear all,

I am pleased to inform that i have chosen Eastern J as my future partner . I am nice person and never been involved in voilence against women. If you have doubt , i can send you my character certificate in attachment. I am sure i will keep her happy and may Allah bless upon us.
Please decide about proposal in couple of weeks ,though home office (uncle and aunti) makes the decision in few months. So dont sustain my case like canadian immigration . Please issue me the permit , so i can spend a happy life with eastern .J.

Sincerely,

HP

1. do u know her?
if NO, get a life looser!
if YES go to 2.

2. does she loves u?
if NO why the hell are you proposing to her? u know what will happen!
if YES it doesnt matter how u propose but why are you doing it?

3. For Money, Lust or Love?
Money - go for it y not! money buys everything my friend! If my advise work PM me and give me some ok!
Lust - if u c her & think about p<3n, don't! shell get old one day and all will be lost!
Love - cant comment on that coz ur heart will lead d way, all d way my man!

If all of the above. lucky you, just kneel down hold her hand and give her the finger err i mean the ring for her finger

step 1=

If

uncle and aunti accept my proposal ..........

then

............marriage ............

go to step 2....

end of loop

else

run from home with eastern J

end

step 2=

if kids are < 2 in first year

repeat the process

Love is in the air..everywhere i look around....why hasnt eastern J replied yet to the proposal...i cant wait to see what happens

So the best way to propose to a girl is to show her your a MAN...dont hide like a mouse behind a phone or send her a email and hide behind a computer...woman are scared of mice incase u didnt know that.

So take courage and look her in the eyes...and just say you love her and want to spend the rest of ur life with her..then give her time to think about it...tell her what makes her so special in ur life...and tell her she's the prettiest little doll you've ever seen....if that wont work then my friend i need to direct u to the nearest plastic surgon or bridge!

HP wrote:step 1=

If

uncle and aunti accept my proposal ..........

then

............marriage ............

go to step 2....

end of loop

else

run from home with eastern J

end

step 2=

if kids are < 2 in first year

repeat the process

nice dude...but she is indian girl....indian girls are not easy....ok ?

IF u really love her THEN
dont make fun of her in this forum
ELSEIF u wanna marry her THEN
go and propose her, all the best
ELSE ' if u r play boy
get lost of here
END IF

While HP <> EJ DO ' untill EJ is agree with HP
dont post any thing here in the forum
LOOP

How come EJ didn't reply??

Scenario 1) She is offended
2) She think she better stay away from Pervs
3) She is still thinking about it
4) She is in her Honeymoon with HP...


I think.....

2

sniper420 wrote:Ah look who is talking a playboy proud of his virginity......... kekekeke

i m not playboy ok ? u sure that my message is supporting hp ?

come on guys stop it .........................lets get over it .........

embduallah " aub bahi ko aur bazaat karwana ha dubaiforum main"

yshimy wrote:How come EJ didn't reply??

Scenario 1) She is offended
2) She think she better stay away from Pervs
3) She is still thinking about it
4) She is in her Honeymoon with HP...


I think.....

2

I give you full, 10 out of 10

i dont mind getting 0 out 0f 10...

but option four is nice...i will go with 4

minus 10 cadie badie

*EJ PUKES*

If you are going to propose to a girl HP, it needs to be special! Dont do the typical and take her out for dinner and then get down on one knee while you're waiting on the dessert...surprise her!! Do something different...

...personally, my ideal would be if my (non-existant) boyfriend turned up in my workplace on a friday evening and ordered me: "pack your bags vanessa...we're going on a surprise weekend away"...we'd go down the country or abroad or something, he would take me up in a hot air balloon, and propose to me as the sun goes down...

If im gonna spend the rest of my life with him, its gotta be good!!

easternjewel wrote:

yshimy wrote:4) She is in her Honeymoon with HP...


I think.....

2

I give you full, 10 out of 10

did u notice number 4) too ??
4) She is in her Honeymoon with HP[/...

thats why I puked emadullah khan ji

HP wrote:come on guys stop it .........................lets get over it .........

embduallah " aub bahi ko aur bazaat karwana ha dubaiforum main"

hmmmmmmm

easternjewel wrote:thats why I puked emadullah khan ji

ok khatoon ji ....jo hukm meri mata ji

I would expect from emadullah to say #4 because he knows nothing about EJ and HP

But you CADMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


bad bad cadmus

You have been to our meeting, and saw our forum Bird... She is too good to be HP gurl....

i khow yashmy....it was just a joke...i hope she did'nt mind it....

but you have to accept option 4 was funny thats why i went with it...

I just can't picture our beautiful EJ with HP. Option 2 is definitely correct.

Give the guys a break

HP and EJ have a love/hate relationship

HP loves EJ
EJ hates HP

It's all a bit weird really poor EJ!

And what the heck is this, if Uncle and Aunty accpt business? Er does EJ not have a say in the matter?

HP, you're truly weird.

kanelli wrote:I just can't picture our beautiful EJ with HP. Option 2 is definitely correct.

Hahaha i love your sense of humour ,keep it up .
HP doesnt need the appreciation

Choco

get a life aunti ,this topic was written long time ago ......... spare me from your childish comment .......

Arnigeng

daddy !! HP is not in love . HP doent even like to write her name daddy evryone is making fun of me and you are also joining the crowd who has burnt the danish embassy

Embduallah

kya sub indian girls hasi batmeez hoti ha Pakistani N Indian can not have relationship ..........

aisa hi hai...saari indian aur pakistani girls aisi hi hoti hain...aise try karoge to yahi hoga...waise main jaanta hoon ek shadi shuda couple ki indian boy pakistani girl...to relationships bhi ho sakati hai...but uske liye donon ko samjhadar hona padata hai...ek se kaam nahin chalta....right EJ!

hahahah how sweet . When i was in Dubai for few months , i managed to make friendship with 4 indian and 3 pakistani girls . My host family and especially my aunti used to remind me
" This is not Europe" .

Indian girls were quite nice . You know when i was coming back , one indian girl kissed me infront ( hug and kiss..... not romatic kiss) of all .

She gave me the gifts . I am always in impression that indian girls are decent and behave nice .

The most beautiful indian girl i ever met was at Dubai city center. I think she was working at Sony exhibition or something like that. She was so beautiful , i cant even imagine . She ws the only indian gal have fair color .

lakin this gal is quite batmeez .....

boss i dont think you have seen too many indian girls then...Quite a big proportion of indian girls have fair colour....besides the colour of skin does'nt matter...i personally like dusky girls.....and have'nt you heard

There are only two type of girls, beautiful and very beautiful...

waise even this girl is very nice...it's just that you have'nt met her....so you dont know her...she is not at all battamiz....what do you expect a girl to do when someone behaves like a stalker!