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1. According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men.

2. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘How do I look?’

3. A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn’t give her coffee.

4. It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary.

5. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘Is that girl good looking?’

6. The two highest IQ’s ever recorded (on a standard test) both belong to women.

7. Sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women.

8. It’s okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay, You don’t see straight men dancing together.

9. The first naked man women see is ‘Ken’.

10. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’s responsibility.

11. When a woman answers, “I’m fine, ” after a
few seconds, she is not fine.

12. The average number of items in a typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

13. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.

14. It’s cool to be a daddy’s girl. It’s sad to be a mommy’s boy.

15. Women can have partners that are years younger without being called dirty old perverts.

10. Why it’s good to have five pairs of black shoes.

11. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.

12. Crying can be fun.

13. FAT CLOTHES.

14. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.

15. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.

16. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

17. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.

18. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten

And if you want more -> http://www.esquire.com/women/women-issu ... women-0510
minutes.

Havent read of all them, but encountered some good ones:

What makes our skin crawl: cell phone holsters, crocs (really?), and when you leave your stupid bluetooth earpiece in 24/7

If we make it through an entire first date without seeing what color your iPhone case is, well, we just might fall in love.

You cleaning your apartment is somehow incredibly sexy. Weird but true.

Yes, I noticed this is very true!

Some of us wouldn't mind if you bought us a good lap dance every once in a while. Just saying.

And we men also like it. Its so cool.

We love it when you're in the mood, but we don't love it when you grind up against us while we brush our teeth.

Guilty!

One-armed hugs means we're friends. Two-armed hugs show you care. Squeezing the hell out of us says you love us.

We'll judge your beer: opting for something better than Bud Light shows us you care about the finer things in life

It is also very hot when a woman knows her beers and can appreciate a guy drinking a good beer instead of cat piss.

We'll never understand why you slap each other's butts when you're playing sports. And that's okay.

We prefer that you never use the word "bang" when referring to sex.

Women like men who make them laugh...but not when they take off their trousers!



Knight

zubber wrote:10. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’s responsibility.

I have seen this behavior time and time again, to quote Chris Rock - "Women enter in any argument TO WIN and NOT TO MAKE ANY SENSE"

Dubai Knight wrote:Women like men who make them laugh...but not when they take off their trousers!



Knight

Well that can go one of two ways: hysterical laughter or serious disappointment.

No. 409: We love a chase. Not calling all the time gives us a chance to try new things to get your attention. —Alessia Viscomi, 21, Newton, Massachusetts

Read more: http://www.esquire.com/women/women-issu ... z18e0Weu40

Interestingly enough, marriage counselling books also talksabout , re-seducing your mate to keep the spark alive

HILARIOUS......

women are like electricity, they can light your life, or get the $#it out of you. those who light are counted...

"You don't see straight men dancing with each other"

I call BS.

cw71017 wrote:"You don't see straight men dancing with each other"

I call BS.

Unless they are Greek.

or Lebanese

or Syrian

or Jordanian

or Saudi

or Zulus

Lots of countries have men only dancing only its not normally face to face...



Knight

Or Morris Dancers and they DO look at each other AND they hold each others handkerchiefs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWxDXhHxQXk

Joke time:

A sports teacher at a special needs school finds himself in charge of a class of blind kids one day, but it also happens to be on the same day as the FA Cup final...and his team are playing! He really wants to watch the match on TV but knows he should really focus on the kids.

He wracks his brains on how he can solve the problem and comes up with a brain wave! He ties a whole load of bells onto a football and takes the class down to the village green. Sure enough, the blind kids can follow the sound of the ball and all are having a fantastic time playing football for the first time in their lives.

The teacher then sneaks off into the village pub and is happily watching the game on TV and having a pint when the door bursts open and a red faced policeman shouts:

"Who is in charge of the blind kids playing football on the green?!"

"I am officer, what appears to be the problem?" pipes up the teacher.

The policeman looks relieved and says "Well can you come and sort them out...

...as they are kicking sh1t out of the Morris Dancers!!"



Knight

^^

Dubai Knight wrote:Joke time:

A sports teacher at a special needs school finds himself in charge of a class of blind kids one day, but it also happens to be on the same day as the FA Cup final...and his team are playing! He really wants to watch the match on TV but knows he should really focus on the kids.

He wracks his brains on how he can solve the problem and comes up with a brain wave! He ties a whole load of bells onto a football and takes the class down to the village green. Sure enough, the blind kids can follow the sound of the ball and all are having a fantastic time playing football for the first time in their lives.

The teacher then sneaks off into the village pub and is happily watching the game on TV and having a pint when the door bursts open and a red faced policeman shouts:

"Who is in charge of the blind kids playing football on the green?!"

"I am officer, what appears to be the problem?" pipes up the teacher.

The policeman looks relieved and says "Well can you come and sort them out...

...as they are kicking sh1t out of the Morris Dancers!!"



Knight

LOL!

I like these

--- Jan 16, 2012 ---

What about if we have comparison between Men and Women

Flying Dutchman , Intresting Informations about women.

what an intersted thing wanna share sth from that

A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee

TROLOL wth!!

I enjoy reading this thread. so many facts about women.

very funny and all 100% true

Great list, with some unexpected items