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kids are innocent and so were i ..... i was fallen in love wid my classfellow girl when i was hardly able to know how to count from 1 to 100 ....i think i was in 8th class
i started writing letter to girl , as that was not the time of technology and e-mail was not even commercial. I started writing a letter to her by "unknown" name and giving her different hints about myself.
One of my class fellow guy , who was my friend ,caught these letters and got know that i was the person.

I had to do his home work from that day ;0(. Once i refused to do and he was such a idiot that he said to me " look i am quite nice guy and u know i can tell to all people " .......i became scared .....It took me one year to got rid of blackmailing of that guy ......

my second love was my class teacher , she was really nice lady. She used to pull my cheeks without knowing how much i used to enjoy her hands on my face

when you are kid , you always have innocent feeling ,you dont think about lust ,flirt thats why kids'condem are not available at shops .

I used to dream about a beautiful girl ,who will come and love me without any condition. My half of life has been passed and still i am waiting for huny-buny. Now white hairs are replacing my black hairs.......and it is hard to see a person sitting at the distance of 10 feet.....

I wish i could sign up God on my MSN list to send him "Nudge " , why are u keeping me on waiting list ;0(. I understand my differences with you God but it doesnt mean that you make all beautiful girls appear offline on my real life

God send me a cute girl , and please make it sure that she can cook because i am tired of eating eggs and potato everyday ....thats what i always have on my menu. Oh oh dont worry i can wash for her .

God look........ people at Dubaiforums are tired of my posts , there is no way to leave this forum until and unless i dont find a cute girl or admin doesnt ban me again . If you dont accept my prayers atleast accept the prayers of Choco or Liban

God i know that you are very buzy in Iraq and palestine but please think about me ....Please check my all e-mails which i had sent to you and i am sure you havent checked them up , if u do ,please respond me as soon as possible ...... HP cant wait anymore .........

take care

Your own

HP

What is the point of this???

And why commit blasphemy by referring to having God in your MSN.

C'mon HP, I know you are a good Muslim and love your faith. Don't commit blasphemy like that.

Smile and God Willing, you will get what you want one day inshallah.

U think He will read this? U think He uses Internet? Have u watched Bruce Almighty too much?

He is everywhere and knows everything. Of course He knows what HP has typed... He even knows how many times you typed the letter A in all your posts in Dubai Forums.

I dunno what Bruce Allmighty is all about...

Liban wrote:
I dunno what Bruce Allmighty is all about...

Its a movie with Jim Carrey and Morgan Freeman, where Carry has been given the powers of God and sees the prayers of everyone in the world via Email A very funny movie

I didn’t know until and unless I didn’t reach at the end of topic that I copied the movie” bruce almighty “. It is funny movie with lot of lessons and i always say

" Thanks God my all prayers were not answered"

If hollywood can copy each other then why can i not copy them ......
Look at shanghai noon and shanghai knight ...... and Rush hour 1 and Rush hour 2 .........The idea of Rush hour was stolen from shanghai noon an knight. In the same way King Kong is 85% like the old version of king kong,even the author didnt bother to change the ending.......u can find lot of other examples .

Defo wrote:

Liban wrote:
I dunno what Bruce Allmighty is all about...

Its a movie with Jim Carrey and Morgan Freeman, where Carry has been given the powers of God and sees the prayers of everyone in the world via Email A very funny movie

Hmmm.... I may go to Deira to get myself a copy...

HP wrote:I didn’t know until and unless I didn’t reach at the end of topic that I copied the movie” bruce almighty “. It is funny movie with lot of lessons and i always say

" Thanks God my all prayers were not answered"

If hollywood can copy each other then why can i not copy them ......
Look at shanghai noon and shanghai knight ...... and Rush hour 1 and Rush hour 2 .........The idea of Rush hour was stolen from shanghai noon an knight. In the same way King Kong is 85% like the old version of king kong,even the author didnt bother to change the ending.......u can find lot of other examples .

Okay... so who do u want to copy now?

Okay... so who do u want to copy now?

Man i dont copy ,its people who copy me . I am jst doing hard to find a cute gal . I heard that God even gives food to birds but not in their nest , they have to search.

After reading this quote , i dowloaded MSN messenger 7.5 Beta version and though to search for a cute gal over the net. The first girl waisted my 2 months over net , according to her " she ws understanding me ". Though i was tired of acting like Mr Nice but if u do little bit bad over net ,girls go to the next guy on waiting list.

She never showed any picture of her . I had a very cute picture of her in my mind. We decided to meet at a train st. She had my number but she didnt give me her own.

The first paki gal passed by and looked at me and i though she was her. I went to her and asked her " i was waiting for u" , she said " excuse me". I told her she gave me the time. She said it was someone else.


well usually girls always come late ,she came 30 minutes late .When she came in ,she started looking around and i prayed " oh God she must not be the gal who supposed to meet me". But it was her.

This was the first time ,i hated technology.

Why dont u try looking for girls off the net. I mean, talk with some in clubs, join a sport club, ya know Then u can actually see who u talking with...

Defo wrote:U think He will read this? U think He uses Internet? Have u watched Bruce Almighty too much?

heheheehe i love this movie its funny and touching both ways !!! heheehheehe

Defo wrote:

Liban wrote:
I dunno what Bruce Allmighty is all about...

Its a movie with Jim Carrey and Morgan Freeman, where Carry has been given the powers of God and sees the prayers of everyone in the world via Email A very funny movie

yeah and he made everybody win the lottery hahahahaa