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Hi, like the topic says I am seeking my ideal soulmate, please respond quickly as my internet connection might be cut off today due to non payment of bills and I may not be able to pick from the eager applicants who are bound to reply to this

May the best woman win!

No problems...... women here love homeless, scrappy, starving, frail pets. Don't you always see em coochiecooing stray cats? Guess u too might have a chance then

shiva wrote:Hi, like the topic says I am seeking my ideal soulmate, please respond quickly as my internet connection might be cut off today due to non payment of bills and I may not be able to pick from the eager applicants who are bound to reply to this

May the best woman win!

Sorry, Bora is taken!



Knight

Hey if your telephone line is still connected you may want to call feline friends on their 24hour line on 04-4510058. Worst that can happen is ending up with a cougar which is not always bad especially for the situation youre in now...
hope you get this on time.

Regards,
Cliff

PoolShark wrote:Hey if your telephone line is still connected you may want to call feline friends on their 24hour line on 04-4510058. Worst that can happen is ending up with a cougar which is not always bad especially for the situation youre in now...
hope you get this on time.

Regards,
Cliff

Tried that, they muttered something about prevention of cruelty to animals and hung up on me

Dubai Knight wrote:

shiva wrote:Hi, like the topic says I am seeking my ideal soulmate, please respond quickly as my internet connection might be cut off today due to non payment of bills and I may not be able to pick from the eager applicants who are bound to reply to this

May the best woman win!

Sorry, Bora is taken!



Knight

Yup. I got one worse off than this one!!! A real chick magnet.

Bora Bora wrote:
Yup. I got one worse off than this one!!! A real chick magnet.

He may be a chick magnet, but I am like the lodestone

Well, when you can attract gold, get back to me. I have no use for iron or steel.

Bora Bora wrote:Well, when you can attract gold, get back to me. I have no use for iron or steel.

The cursed yellow metal interferes with my plans again?

LMAO, listen man... try this, it may work (I haven't tried it though).
Go to the arabian ranches, jumeirah or marina... when you see a rich woman driving a Porsche or Mercedes, lie down and act as if you haven't eaten anything in a week... may be start shivering or something as well... if she stops and comes out of her vehicle, take it from there, I'm sure you know the rest.

mobee wrote:LMAO, listen man... try this, it may work (I haven't tried it though).
Go to the arabian ranches, jumeirah or marina... when you see a rich woman driving a Porsche or Mercedes, lie down and act as if you haven't eaten anything in a week... may be start shivering or something as well... if she stops and comes out of her vehicle, take it from there, I'm sure you know the rest.

You could try that, however said rich woman in Porsche or Mercedes (have to ask how she got it in the first place) would most likely run over you with her polished 22" wheels then stop.

And reverse back over you to make sure she did the job right!



Knight

LMAO... There are possibilities for that to happen...