Now I know you're confused John! Are you sure you're not as old as me?
Let me bring you up to speed! Sym likes to think my son in law punched me. You see he is a Pakistani who preyed on my beautiful daughter after she suffered brain damage after catching encephalitus. He has whisked her away to the other end of the country, and doesn't not allow any contact with any of her family members. No-one in my family knows if she is dead or alive.
Sym, Shafique and the munchkin take great pleasure in my daughter's misfortune. I once told the story of my daughter's illness to explain my aversion to Pakistani men.
But no John, No-one has ever punched me, but I told you that earlier, didn't I?