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WASHINGTON - A STASH of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the US commandos who killed him, current and former US officials said on Friday.

The pornography recovered in Osama's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.

The officials said they were not yet sure precisely where in the compound the pornography was discovered or who had been viewing it. Specifically, the officials said they did not know if Osama himself had acquired or viewed the materials.

Reports from Abbottabad have said that Osama's compound was cut off from the Internet or other hard-wired communications networks. It is unclear how compound residents would have acquired the pornography.

But a video released by the Obama administration confiscated from the compound showed Osama watching pictures of himself on a TV screen, indicating that the compound was equipped with video playback equipment.

Materials carted away from the compound by the US commandos included digital thumb drives, which US officials believe may have been a principal means by which couriers carried electronic messages to and from the late Al-Qaeda leader. Three other US officials familiar with evidence gathered during investigations of other Islamic militants said the discovery of pornography is not uncommon in such cases. -- REUTERS

Further reports indicate that when the viagra was found in the compound he was dubbed "Osama the Stud". Then they came across his stash of porno vids. Amongst the stash was a vid entitled "Osama Does a Llama". Investigators are currently looking for the llama for questioning but it appears it has gone missing. If you know or have seen this llama please contact the authorities. It is believed that there may be a second llama involved (the brown one).



Review of another p<3n vid shows Osama with some nubile young ladies who are wanted for questioning as well. Their where abouts are unknown and identification is not possible as they were all wearing a bag over their head. If you or see anyone who looks like this please contact the authorities.



"Osama the Stud" has become known as "Osama the Dud" based on the p<3n vids recovered in the raid.

One woman has come forward to testify and her identity is being kept a secret.



Caught in the raid were two of his co-stars that appeared in a video. They were identified by the bags.