Has Rob been fathomed by Sage,
"Great guy" was himself..check the page!
He knows Jade's a lass,
With a different shaped a*s !!
Robby's known that for an age!!
Some "quick-fire" comments aren't clear!!
As you rattle them off in top gear !!
Many remarks,
Don't hit their marks!!
Sounds like you've drunk too much beer !!