Is the alarm bell for cleaning
Why I am always late ?
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- Mi Ange mi Demon
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cause sun dials are heavy...
if a tree falls in a forest and there is no one around... does it make a noise?
if a tree falls in a forest and there is no one around... does it make a noise?
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it does, noise is any wavelength that isnt wanted. sh!t that isnt a smartass answer. let me try it again,
it does, noise is noise. (wtf)
why is the telephone ever invented?
it does, noise is noise. (wtf)
why is the telephone ever invented?
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- fayz
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people wanted something other than a finger to keep their brains from leaking out.
Why does nobody know how to give smartass answer? (IAN get in here bud)
Why does nobody know how to give smartass answer? (IAN get in here bud)
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Bec there is no more room in my closet, do I have to elaborate more?
Why is the earth round?
Why is the earth round?
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if I did, I could have answered you sweety! (ohh sorry is that part of this game? 
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How can you eat a chilly that is so chilly?
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How can you eat a chilly that is so chilly?
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Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:Yes I get it too (for Asc)
Why my heart beats ?
It beats for me hon
Why does my joints hurt when I try to scratch my back with my toes?
- Nick81
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So that you get your daily dose of Cod Liver oil every day!
Why can't I touch my nose with my tongue like some of friends!
Why can't I touch my nose with my tongue like some of friends!
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Because they keep the nation nourished at McDonalds' drive thru
Why are the English so rubbish at cricket?
Why are the English so rubbish at cricket?
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Karma, they dont really love "crickets" you know, they dont even eat it!
hehe (corny! slap zam! bad girl)
Why does the Middle East love round abouts?
hehe (corny! slap zam! bad girl)
Why does the Middle East love round abouts?
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Water buckets in heaven are full.
Why do we get eyebags when we dont get enough sleep?
Why do we get eyebags when we dont get enough sleep?
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'cuz more than one would make it grotesque not to mention annoying 
Why does Superman wear red underwear?
Why does Superman wear red underwear?
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zam wrote:Womb, where else?
Why do we feel hungry?
It's a sign you're on the right track to being one of em anorexic models!
Why is the middle finger longer than the others? (watch it, let's not send this topic to fight club now!
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Bec middle finger is the father, the two fingers next to that is wife no. 1 and no. 2 and the 2 remaining fingers are the kids. Now who should be the tallest in a family? 
Why does ski dubai have snow?
Why does ski dubai have snow?
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