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May 19, 2007
to hide dead nails.. :lol:

why is priest no wife?

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May 19, 2007
Because they dislike nagging




Why are some twins identical
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May 19, 2007
bcoz their parents think the same thing during the "making process" of twins...

why why impossible is not possible?
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May 19, 2007
Because their are too many s's




Why do we read newspapers?
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May 20, 2007
to test our ability to read...


why do nuns have no hubby?
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May 20, 2007
Because they wear ugly underwear



Why do Cinemas have comfortable seats?
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May 20, 2007
(**how did u know nuns have ugly undies?did u peep one of them? :lol: :lol: :lol: )


so that we can sleep comfortably if movies aren't good..



why is the earth is round and not quare?
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May 20, 2007
If it was square you would fall of the edge





Why are flowers different colours?
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May 21, 2007
because they have different smells like ladies....


why there is night and day?
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May 21, 2007
for gracy to sleep in the day and work in the night...

why children are not born big?
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May 21, 2007
Because then no woman would born a baby.

PAINFUL!!!!!


Why don`t men get babys?
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May 21, 2007
bcoz they have no big holes for delivering babies... :lol:


why are men stands when they pee???...
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May 21, 2007
They do that, because they know that women hate that!!


Why is the sun hot?
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May 21, 2007
bcoz it is summer, if winters comes, it won't hot...


why is dessert has many sands?
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May 21, 2007
Because in the desert is no water.


Why do cars have 4 wheels?
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May 22, 2007
because if it is not , it wont run...


why do the sky has clouds?
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May 24, 2007
because plain sky would be boring.....clouds adds fancy!!


Why men eat food fast?
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May 24, 2007
They think that a mammoth is coming........primary instinct.


Why we don`t live forever?
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May 24, 2007
becoz the world will be full...


why do women conceive a child?
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May 24, 2007
Because women have a bigger brain than men.


Why do we have just one moon?
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May 24, 2007
becoz there is no available partner for reproduction.. :)


why is a a lady wear make-up?
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May 24, 2007
Because women want to look more beautiful than men.

(Actually we look better than men with or without make up....it doesn`t matter)



Why it is dark in the night?
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May 25, 2007
Because the sky have no power station




Why do we use sun-tan oil?
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May 25, 2007
becoz if we used olive oil,someone might eat us thinking we are Salad...


why do we need to sleep?
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May 25, 2007
Somebody has to count the sheeps.



Why we don`t live on the Mars?
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May 25, 2007
bcoz Mars has no mobile phones...we'll surely die there...


why there is thunder?
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May 25, 2007
Because of the big drummer in the sky.


Why we can`t breath under the water?
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May 26, 2007
Because we are not fish




Why do humans have hair?
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May 26, 2007
Because without hair a haircut is useless.



Why do we have no purple eyes?
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May 26, 2007
So that we wouldn't get lost in "Purple Rain"




Why does a Bass Guitar have 4 strings?
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