Nice 1, guys ! Thanks for the advice ! Liked the comments about the invites, too. We geese are a shy breed, so while I get to know y'all, I'll put the invites under "pending", ok ?
The August date is immoveable, I'm afraid [took us long enough to sort that date out !

] I know it's gonna be hot 'n' sticky, but that's what a/c is for, huh ?

Defo NOT gonna buy in Dubai. Lots of reasons, but not gonna go into them just now. So the villa idea is crossed off the list. Had a PM from someone who suggested a cruise, but again I have no experience in Dubai for that kinda thing. Any one else been on one?
Will have a wander around some of the 5 star hotels this w/e, so if you see me a-flappin around, just waddle up and say "hi" ! Already tried the Medinat and their prices are just a p155-take. 60 quid a head PER HOUR for nibbles and soft drinks ??? Might be ok if I was Sheikh Goose, I suppose...... Didn't think of the Golf Club, so ta for that Bonk.