2. When your husband & the dog are both snoring but your husband is the one you punch & tell to be quiet.
3. Hour late for work because her morning walk is extended so she can play with her "friends".
4. HIS clothes are cuter than mine.
5. He sleeps on satin sheets while you get the plain old percale!!!!
6. They demand to lick every plate.
7. You select your new vehicle based on its suitability for fitting your dogs and their crates inside.
8. You don't go on vacation cause you can't find that right person to watch them.
9. You drive 180 miles round trip to buy the RIGHT dog food.
10. You dig up the side yard, fence it in and put in pea gravel and use the WHOLE thing for the dogs:-).
11. No one in the house has EVER eaten the last bite of ANY meal.
12. When you spend hours in Petsmart picking out just the right treats!
13. You lay there and hold it as long as you can so as to not disturb the dogs.
14. You go ahead and sit on the FLOOR instead of the loveseat so as not to disturb the sleeping Dane.
15. You're walking in the rain holding the umbrella over your DOG'S head.
16. Her shampoo cost 10 times the amount yours does.
17. You give up your card playing night so the dog won't be lonely at home!
18. You remodel your basement so the dogs have lots of space to play.
19. You read the Dog Supply Catalogs instead of J.C. Penny's.
20. They get more manicures than you do!
21. She has a date book and I don't.
22. You arrange your activities around his "dates" with his "girlfriend".
23. You give up that "night out w/the girls" to stay home with the dog!
24. You dont hesitate to spend $25 on that new TOY...but wont buy that roast cause its not on SALE!!
25. Your expensive silk designer pants pockets bulge with many kinds of dog treats.
26. You screen your dog's doctors more carefully than your own!
27. Your parents put off their holiday to babysit the dogs while you are away!!
28. When hubby...Mr."I don't like dogs"..lets the dogs sleep under the covers with him everymorning!
29. You buy a travel trailer so the dogs can go with you.
30. Then you buy a bigger trailer because you get a bigger dog!
31. Your dog gets his teeth brushed daily, scaled weekly, and dental cleaning at the vet's every 6-12 months and you can't remember your dentist's name
(from the net)
In addition to that, here's mine;
1. tuck them to bed (they have their own now since one of them kicked me out of my bed)
2. sing to them "i love you forever" before bedtime
3. wipe their noses and mouth after eating
4. wipe their butts after poops
5. rush to vet after several sneezes
6. i have to carry them coz they're tired of walking
7. they have more hair brushes than me
8. I wrapped them both with towel like baby after a bath (towels with their names embroidered on it)
9. every afternoon they "call" the ice cream vendor in our street then they will look at me
10. send them cards during birthday... with my family name as their last name.
and during our walks i carry a baby bag with me, the one with elephants pictured on it and with pockets for baby bottles. i have water bottles (strictly with ice as per my dogs' instruction), gatorade, treats, pooper scooper, a small towel and a spray bottle with vinegar (for street dogs who intend to fight with my dogs)
*i don't do the number 7 anymore... i have to keep my alpha status
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