Women Driving In Dubai

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Jan 29, 2006
18 to 25 bracket boys have less accidents then absent minded women drivers of all ages (90% of women drivers).... Women are more agressive and get pissed off all the time while driving...

It happens to me all the time. She cuts me off, insults me, gives me the finger... Then when I smile at her and wave her on (as to say, its ok for cutting me off and insulting me for no reason), she jams the breaks... WTF?!?!?!?!

mAJOR pAIN, I hear you brother... Speak the word.... :)

BAN ALL WOMEN DRIVERS!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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i have to agree on this. i had parked my car once near golden sands area. out of nowhere a land cruiser which was parked ahead of us banged us from the front. there was a girl in that car. and all that she could say was sorry my car is too big and i could'nt see you car from front. i mean how rediculous it can be but atleast she was apologetic. and besides she was very beautiful so i had to say okay. in any case point is right girls are bad drivers!
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GAB wrote:Arnie-my driving is fine, I'll have you know!! It is other peoples driving that is...well...less than perfect. Unfortunately, the funniest thing I saw the other day was a woman driving over a speed hump speaking on her mobile phone(right hand) and taking a puff from her cigarette (in her left hand) :shock: I didn't know if she should be congratulated for multitasking and or abused for complete incomprehensible stupidity.


Actually, I think statistically you find men are the worst drivers- especially in the 18 to 25 bracket! Fact is so far removed from fiction boys!! :)



there you go !!! a testimonial about women lacking sense behind the wheels coming from a WOMAN !! ( hope choco is reading this hahahaahaha )

and regarding the statistic the only reason of men having high statistic on accidents are because there are 50 % more men drivers than women !!! but see the ratio in percentage women are higher ... example ..

(supposed this is the total number of driving population)

10 women drivers ........vs........20 men drivers

bad - 7 : good - 3.....................bad - 10 : good - 10

% = 70% bad drivers.................% = 50% bad drivers

so calculate the ratio given and based on the percentage ...

lets see if there are equal amount of drivers .....

(applying the ratio and percentage in equal number of driving population)
100 Women drivers.........vs.........100 men drivers

bad - 70 : good 30.........vs..........bad - 50 : good - 50


so therefore, with this simplified risk study the risk factor of women behind the wheels are far greater than men ....

plus 90% of women would never admit that they are at fault (not only in driving !!! they are just simply like that ! they will simply resort to getting pissed off!!!)

so guys you see a woman behind the wheels get the fcuk out of the way !!!!!
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I think women drivers can be classified under aggressive... and the other lot is ULTRA SAFE, which makes them dangerous :roll:

but guys, don't go on and laugh about women drivers... you only gotta understand and adjust a lil on the road ;)
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easternjewel wrote:I think women drivers can be classified under aggressive... and the other lot is ULTRA SAFE, which makes them dangerous :roll:

but guys, don't go on and laugh about women drivers... you only gotta understand and adjust a lil on the road ;)



BUT THATs WHAT WE ARE DOIN GIRL eheheehe :wink:
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Liban wrote:18 to 25 bracket boys have less accidents then absent minded women drivers of all ages (90% of women drivers).... Women are more agressive and get pissed off all the time while driving...

It happens to me all the time. She cuts me off, insults me, gives me the finger... Then when I smile at her and wave her on (as to say, its ok for cutting me off and insulting me for no reason), she jams the breaks... WTF?!?!?!?!

mAJOR pAIN, I hear you brother... Speak the word.... :)

BAN ALL WOMEN DRIVERS!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


You're having a laugh aren't you? It's the guys in that age category that are the WORST! That's why they get charged ridiculous insurance rates and women in the same age bracket get the cheapest - so you do the research, doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure out the reason why that is!

I can safely say that I can outdrive any guy in this forum - hands down!
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there you go !!! a testimonial about women lacking sense behind the wheels coming from a WOMAN


I don't know, I thought that was pretty impressive!! Some skills to aim for!! :lol: :lol:

Unfortunately, MP, Choco is correct-statistically guys are the worst! Sorry to burst your bubble of fantasy! :lol:

You guys can pick on women for checking their makeup /hair in the mirror (not something any of us gals here would have to do because we know we are perfect! :) ) but guys like to use the driver's door as an arm rest, use their fingers for picking/delving and excavating every orifice above their shoulders (with a 5 second examination to admire the result of their effort) and the classic is opening the door into traffic so they can slag on the ground (with a 2 second glance to admire their handy work)...............women DON'T do this!! :roll: :roll:
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Soooooooooo true GAB - that made me laff

I see Mr Gab picks his nose and ears too then

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Chocoholic wrote:
I can safely say that I can outdrive any guy in this forum - hands down!


I seriously doubt you can outdrive me.... I have driven in Lebanon and it was a breeze... So.....
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Yeah I'm talking about driving safely and correctly and being able to complete manouvres. Not driving like a bat outta hell, hoping you don't hit anything.
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Yeah I'm talking about driving safely and correctly and being able to complete manouvres. Not driving like a bat outta hell, hoping you don't hit anything.



Chocoholic-There seems to be that mentality here.......the maniacs hope that there are people like you avoiding their incompetence!

On driving...why the hell don't people strap/belt their kids in-it is a form of child abuse!! :shock: I see kids in school buses standing!!

Arnie- my husband has no disgusting habits-he is perfect....after all he married me!! :D
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GAB wrote:
Yeah I'm talking about driving safely and correctly and being able to complete manouvres. Not driving like a bat outta hell, hoping you don't hit anything.



Chocoholic-There seems to be that mentality here.......the maniacs hope that there are people like you avoiding their incompetence!

On driving...why the hell don't people strap/belt their kids in-it is a form of child abuse!! :shock: I see kids in school buses standing!!

Arnie- my husband has no disgusting habits-he is perfect....after all he married me!! :D


Hehehe I like it! Plus GAB have you noticed that in the cars where children aren't strapped in the adults always have their sealbelts on! So they'll be safe themselves, but let their child get injured or killed, very irresponsible.

Trust me you never want to see what a child looks like after it's smacked through the windscreen.
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GAB wrote:
there you go !!! a testimonial about women lacking sense behind the wheels coming from a WOMAN


I don't know, I thought that was pretty impressive!! Some skills to aim for!! :lol: :lol:

Unfortunately, MP, Choco is correct-statistically guys are the worst! Sorry to burst your bubble of fantasy! :lol:

You guys can pick on women for checking their makeup /hair in the mirror (not something any of us gals here would have to do because we know we are perfect! :) ) but guys like to use the driver's door as an arm rest, use their fingers for picking/delving and excavating every orifice above their shoulders (with a 5 second examination to admire the result of their effort) and the classic is opening the door into traffic so they can slag on the ground (with a 2 second glance to admire their handy work)...............women DON'T do this!! :roll: :roll:


heheehehe it was just for laugh now seee what i mean ... you girls have

the tendency to get totally upset behind the wheels ... and knowing taht

your a woman that in a way men wouldnt really fight you ... gives you

that extra boost of confidence ... well yuo and other members of the

forum who would def. reject this point of reasoning, might not be like that

... but im talking about experience . and that risk factor analysis was a

joke heheheehehee but if you try to accept and think about the joke it

kinda make sense right ?? but i have no proven facts to prove it ... again

its a joke ... just for the sake of having a funny twist on this discussion ..

hell i too get upset most of the time but when i see its a girl i just shrugg

and say ... oh boy !!
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Choco-my friend refers to these kids as "human airbags"-eeewww!! :shock: :shock:

MP-we galz deal with the facts not fantasy!! :lol:
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