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> (We take you now to the Oval Office.)
>
> George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
>
> Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
>
> George: Great. Lay it on me.
>
> Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
>
> George: That's what I want to know.
>
> Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
>
>George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
>
> Condi: Yes.
>
>George: I mean the fellow's name.
>
> Condi: Hu.
>
> George: The guy in China.
>
> Condi: Hu.
>George: The new leader of China.
>
> Condi: Hu.
>
> George: The Chinaman!
>
> Condi: Hu is leading China.
>
> George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
>
> Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
>
> George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
>
> Condi: That's the man's name.
>
> George: That's who's name?
>
> Condi: Yes.
>
> George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
> China?
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
> Middle
> East.
>
> Condi: That's correct.
>
> George: Then who is in China?
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Yassir is in China?
>
> Condi: No, sir.
>
> George: Then who is?
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Yassir?
>
> Condi: No, sir.
>
> George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
>China.
>Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
>
> Condi: Kofi?
>
> George: No, thanks.
>
> Condi: You want Kofi?
>
> George: No.
>
> Condi: You don't want Kofi.
>
> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
> And
> then get me the U.N.
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
>
> Condi: Kofi?
>
> George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
>
> Condi: And call who?
>
> George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
> Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
>
> George: Will you stay out of China?!
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
>U.N.
>Condi: Kofi.
>
> George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
>
> (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here.
> George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
>send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get
>Chinese food in the Middle East?

i miss abbott and costello on who's on first

I have the audio file of the conversation...
Its really funny!

Experienced the same trouble:

I was asking my friend what do you mean by shuhada? and she replied what is this? I said, you know the expression shuhada and she replied again what is this? And again I said shuhada havent you heard that? There she lost her temper and shouted, shuhada means what is this!!! and we both broke out into laughter

zam wrote:Experienced the same trouble:

I was asking my friend what do you mean by shuhada? and she replied what is this? I said, you know the expression shuhada and she replied again what is this? And again I said shuhada havent you heard that? There she lost her temper and shouted, shuhada means what is this!!! and we both broke out into laughter

something similar happened to me with my boy friend with the same word shohada ... it was so funny ...

AnnaSvensson wrote:It is a little bit outdated but still.......



> (We take you now to the Oval Office.)
>
> George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
>
> Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
>
> George: Great. Lay it on me.
>
> Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
>
> George: That's what I want to know.
>
> Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
>
>George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
>
> Condi: Yes.
>
>George: I mean the fellow's name.
>
> Condi: Hu.
>
> George: The guy in China.
>
> Condi: Hu.
>George: The new leader of China.
>
> Condi: Hu.
>
> George: The Chinaman!
>
> Condi: Hu is leading China.
>
> George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
>
> Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
>
> George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
>
> Condi: That's the man's name.
>
> George: That's who's name?
>
> Condi: Yes.
>
> George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
> China?
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
> Middle
> East.
>
> Condi: That's correct.
>
> George: Then who is in China?
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Yassir is in China?
>
> Condi: No, sir.
>
> George: Then who is?
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Yassir?
>
> Condi: No, sir.
>
> George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
>China.
>Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
>
> Condi: Kofi?
>
> George: No, thanks.
>
> Condi: You want Kofi?
>
> George: No.
>
> Condi: You don't want Kofi.
>
> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
> And
> then get me the U.N.
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
>
> Condi: Kofi?
>
> George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
>
> Condi: And call who?
>
> George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
> Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
>
> George: Will you stay out of China?!
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
>U.N.
>Condi: Kofi.
>
> George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
>
> (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here.
> George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
>send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get
>Chinese food in the Middle East?

Bleakus wrote:i miss abbott and costello on who's on first

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 5331678445

That's what I'm asking you!!!!

its really amazing and funny,, i enjoyed alot

Speedhump wrote:

Bleakus wrote:i miss abbott and costello on who's on first

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 5331678445

That's what I'm asking you!!!!

You know this one SH?

Statler and Waldorf heckling from the box

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGfx3QAV ... re=related

Classic this one with Milton Berle.

RobbyG wrote:

Speedhump wrote:

Bleakus wrote:i miss abbott and costello on who's on first

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 5331678445

That's what I'm asking you!!!!

You know this one SH?

Statler and Waldorf heckling from the box

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGfx3QAV ... re=related

Classic this one with Milton Berle.

Ah thanks, I'd forgotten that one Stadler and Waldorf were easily the best part of that show.

Did you read the comments on the YouTube page? One guy says:
'Milty looked like he was reading some of it. And some of the things he said were such obvious setups that they had to be scripted.'

Bless the naivety of some people

ist funny？

ja