'Whiffy Germans are wurst lovers'
By STAFF REPORTER
Published: 28 Sep 2009
GERMAN men have been voted the world's wurst lovers — narrowly beating British blokes to the unwanted title.
A poll found that Germans are too SMELLY to be a hit between the sheets.
English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.
Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers followed by Brazilians and Italians.
The survey quizzed 15,000 globetrotters who were asked to rate nations on their ability in the sack and give reasons for their answers.
Germans were deemed to have bad body odour and Englishmen were accused of letting women do all the work.
Men from Holland were "too rough" between the bed covers and Americans were accused of being "too dominating" in the bedroom.
Greek guys were said to be a bit too soppy to fully satisfy a woman.
Other countries who did not fare well in the poll were Scotland, Turkey (too sweaty) and Wales (too selfish).
Russian men crept in at tenth place amid accusations they are too hairy for the average woman.
A spokesperson for pollsters OnePoll.com said: "Well-travelled lovers have named and shamed those blokes who don't satisfy them between the sheets.
"These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results.
"And because English lads fared pretty badly, they need to up their game if they want to be popular on the international scene."
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