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Speedhump wrote::D

What, what? Wha di é saj?

(groggy)

who shook your cage and woke you? Bit early for you dude.....?

^^^Doesn't understand my login troubles^^^

ahhhh, ok got it...

Bora Bora wrote:

Red Chief wrote:Sorry, My Queen, that I took the name of yours in vain.

I hope no damages but I realy realy dislike that your habit regardless of the subject. It wasn't attack. If you take it this way I'm realy "sorry about that"(American proverb).

Don't know what habit you are referring to, and don't really really care. But you have this "victim" complex about people "ganging up on you" or "attacking you". Get over yourself. I had nothing to do with your banter, you dragged my name up, and when you do that, expect a response.

Wow.
Yes, I start to forget how funny you are. It’s very respectful that you keep your honor. Do you use search engine for that? It’s really economical because you don’t need to understand or even read a message, but spill out your poison automatically. Do I write to robot program now?

Do I miss you? Negative. Your irritating exclamations about my messages, which don’t affect you at all, haven’t given me a chance to forget about your existence forever.

I’d like to continue chatting but I have something more interesting to do in the weekend. Next time, probably.

Ciao. Have a nice weekend to everybody.

Enjoy the weekend my Red friend

Paint the town red....

English expression for 'go out and have a good time' .

I thought you went pulling knives all of a sudden this weekend....pfeww

Bloody mess

Nah, current London stylee not go down too well with this old boy.

Jeez ! What have half of these posts got to do with "midwakhs" or smoking?

It's a filthy unhealthy habit that is bound to shorten your life, whether you suck the poisons in through a cigarette, or some wacky-baccy device !!

In fact, by the sound of things, some of you must be on wacky-baccy as you write!!

The midwakh question was answered in about five posts so it fulfilled its purpose. What to do after that, can't let a perfectly good thread go to waste when we can be larking about in it!

To a midwakh you give a good suck !!
The smoke will come through with some "luck" !!
If you keep on smoking,
Soon you'll be croaking !!
And "Camel" ??.....they won't give a fu*k !!!

To RedKite, Big Tobacco is bad,
they kill folk, and that makes him mad.
He lost some good friends
who met painful ends.
Such demises are really so sad.

If you list all the poisons in fags,
You'll see anti-smokers aren't nags,
The chemical cocktail,
Will soon see your health fail,
With a skin full of wrinkles and sags !

Athero-sclerosis of veins ,
Capillary blockage and pains,
Coughing all day,
No breath to play !!
Cigarette smoking ??? .........NO gains !!!

At thirty you're young and you thrive !!
You can party and and dance....All that jive!
But you won't be nifty,
When you get to fifty,
You may not be even alive !!

how could anyone ever light up again after reading that!

I did, cause I don't smoke

I may have saved Speedie some strife !
I may even have lengthened his life!
The Camels you dump,
As you get off that hump,
You'd be better off humping a wife !!!

There are many shops in AD and Alain

For people who dont know modwaek

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jNO0oVL ... re=related

Yes but he wants to buy in Dubai? The petrol alone will cost him 10 times the cost of the pipe.

Speedhump wrote:Yes but he wants to buy in Dubai? The petrol alone will cost him 10 times the cost of the pipe.

LOL

RedKite wrote: You'd be better off humping a wife !!!

Good poit. I also thought about that meaning of the notorious nick as ability of making women pregnant rather quickly but as Speedie pled he only likes to speak with them, not sleep.

If you sleep Ivan, maybe that's why you don't get much

Speedhump wrote:If you sleep Ivan, maybe that's why you don't get much

Thanks for advice, Doctor. I've just intercepted your conversation with your female-patient. Sorry about that.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hUYYAFb ... re=related

Funny. Ah so you know some of my satisfied patients.....?

I have told them to watch out for quacks with fake licenses, so you'd better take yours off the wall and put it back in the drawer.

Also remember that a 3" stethoscope will not diagnose anything mate....

Speedhump wrote:I have told them to watch out for quacks with fake licenses, so you'd better take yours off the wall and put it back in the drawer.

Also remember that a 3" stethoscope will not diagnose anything mate....

I know that you wear stethoscope to have some confidence only and then piss to ladie's beatiful ears, but really they need something deeper.

I didn't say that you are a quack but rather performer, funny one.

Anyway it's mostly for "Romance section", doc.

Opps, I forgot that this thread wasn't in FC.....stll you are happy to help me trash it....

This thread is all about smoking,
But you all think about joking,
You twist every thread,
And avoid the word "dead" ,
But smoking is all about croaking !!

Just seen the Uaebadoo You tube film featuring a young Arab with that stupid pipe in his mouth.
He probably won't live to see 60 if keeps sucking that rubbish into his lungs, capillaries and liver. The poisons will permeate his whole body and maybe eat away the soft membranes of his palate and generous nose , which resembles a chimney in the film , with all that tar-laden smoke pumping out of it .

What sort of logical society accepts that rubbish, whilst outlawing the odd pint of thirst-quenching lager ?

RedKite just can't stop sermonising,
It's becoming anaesthetising,
I now feel the need
for a puff on the weed;
the stuff he's hard set demonising!