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What a Super Comical Story!!! Feb 11, 2010
What a Super Comical Story!!!

An Arab ambassador to the UAE decides to get married. He asks his mom to find him a wife…….

Well I should not spoil it for you. Read the story… and laugh your head off!!!



Man claims fiancee hid beard and cross-eyed under niqab

By Bassam Za'za', Senior Reporter. Published: 00:00 February 10, 2010

Dubai: An Arab ambassador said he decided to call off his wedding immediately after he discovered that his wife-to-be, who wears a niqab, was bearded and cross-eyed.
The ambassador claimed that the bride's mother deceived his mother, when she went to see his Gulf national wife-to-be, by showing her pictures of the bride's sister.

The Arab man, who also holds the title of minister plenipotentiary, claimed to a Sharia court judge in Dubai that the bride's family showed his mother photos of the bride's sister and not the woman he was going to marry.

Sources close to the case told Gulf News that the groom only saw the woman a few times. He did not realise that she had a beard because she wore the niqab the few times he met her, added the source.

"Every time the couple met, the bride would do her best not to reveal her entire face. After the ambassador and the woman, who is a physician, signed the marriage contract, the groom was sitting with the bride… he claimed to the Sharia court officials that when he wanted to kiss his wife-to-be, he discovered that she was bearded and cross-eyed as well," claimed the source.

The ambassador then decided to call off the wedding party and lodged a divorce claim alleging that he was tricked by his parents-in-law and incurred emotional and moral damage.

In his lawsuit, the groom also asked the bride to repay him his Dh500,000, the amount which he claimed he spent on jewellery, clothes and gifts.

Dismissed
During the trial, the bride asked the judge to dismiss the groom's lawsuit and demanded him to pay her alimony after the Arab called off the wedding party.
Gulf News also learnt that the ambassador requested the Sharia court to refer the Gulf national woman to a specialist to have her examined for hormonal deficiencies.
The court referred the bride to a specialist who countered the ambassador's claims and reported that she did not suffer any hormonal problems.

The court divorced the couple and rejected the groom's request that the pre-marriage gifts be returned.

http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/uae/crime ... b-1.580722

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Re: What a Super Comical Story!!! Feb 11, 2010
If women have had to put up with stubble rash from their husbands since time immemorial, I don't see why this guy shouldn't 'man up' and deal with it too.

In all seriousness, who is this guy to suggest he's too good for this girl just because she's sink-a-boat ugly? The world needs ugly girls too. Probably.
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Re: What a Super Comical Story!!! Feb 11, 2010
Dr Strangeglove wrote:If women have had to put up with stubble rash from their husbands since time immemorial, I don't see why this guy shouldn't 'man up' and deal with it too.

In all seriousness, who is this guy to suggest he's too good for this girl just because she's sink-a-boat ugly? The world needs ugly girls too. Probably.


Now I understand your name...Strange-(g)luv. G stands for G-spot. :mrgreen:
Your woman must be bat-ugly. :D
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Re: What a Super Comical Story!!! Feb 11, 2010
Now I understand why France is trying to ban it.
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Re: What a Super Comical Story!!! Feb 12, 2010
Dr Strangeglove wrote:If women have had to put up with stubble rash from their husbands since time immemorial, I don't see why this guy shouldn't 'man up' and deal with it too.

In all seriousness, who is this guy to suggest he's too good for this girl just because she's sink-a-boat ugly? The world needs ugly girls too. Probably.



Love your colorful language… Doc…!!!

Yeah, of course, ..the world needs ugly women.

Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer!!

Ugly women also......well I shouldn't say that! What I wanted to say may not be too nice!!!

But hey…., did you read the Dutchman's comments above?? I hope you’re not going to let him get away with what he said about Mrs. Strangelove!!! :) :)


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Re: What a Super Comical Story!!! Feb 16, 2010
This had us in tears, best story we have read for a while.
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Re: What a Super Comical Story!!! Feb 16, 2010
Dh500,000! wow with that kind of money why not get plastic surgery.
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Re: What a Super Comical Story!!! Feb 16, 2010
sage & onion wrote:This had us in tears, best story we have read for a while.



I was also in stitches when I read this story! Too hilarious!!!

Glad to see you back Sages. Been gone???

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Re: What a Super Comical Story!!! Feb 16, 2010
Tom Jones wrote:
sage & onion wrote:This had us in tears, best story we have read for a while.



I was also in stitches when I read this story! Too hilarious!!!

Glad to see you back Sages. Been gone???

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Still gone m8, posting from Texas.
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