1) Drive with your hazard lights on.
You're driving a car, do you honestly think you can't be seen? Plus, if your hazards are on, your indicators won't work, so how the bloody hell are the rest of us supposed to know when you're going to change lanes? Assuming you're one of the 7% of dubai road users that have the finger strength to actually use indicators.
2) Drive 2 metres from my rear bumper.
There's this thing called water, and the thing about water is that it's wet, and it makes the hard thing (called the road) slippery and dangerous. Therefore, the round things on your car (the tyres) won't stop anywhere near as quickly as when the hard thing is dry. In fact, even when it's dry you shouldn't be driving 2 metres from my bumper, because in the event that you slam into the back of my car because you're driving dangerously close, i may decide that your journey home should involve a tour of the intensive care unit of a local hospital. A lengthy tour.
We all know the reasons why dubai's roads are some of the most dangerous in the world. We know that Dubai suffers from a massive lack of road safety education. We know that Dubai's driving schools are massively corrupt and that driving licenses are bought easily as presents for wifes/children etc. We know that some locals think they own the roads and drive like petulent, bullying children.
But please, just for these few days when it's raining and extra dangerous out there, can't we all just try and get to where we're going without putting other people's lives in danger?