Sooooo Mr Arniegang goes to the DHL booth as you enter duty free.
"Can i send this package please"
"yes sir no problem, can you fill this form in, what is it in there?"
" its just some sort of crisps"
The lady says to another DHL person whisper whisper whisper.
"does this package contain pork sir"
Mrs Arniegang says
"ohhhhhhhhhh no, they are like smokey bacon crisps"
Mr Arniegang was speechless
women ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Try noting down the MR & MRS 
