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Training Sessions for Forumers Jan 23, 2008
Hello, I will be running a number of training sessions for forumers.

Seats are limited, so please express your level of interest in the following:

DF01 - Quoting, how and when to use it.
DF02 - How to add images to your post.
DF03 - When and when NOT to PM Someone.
DF04 - How to have multiple personalities and not get caught.
DF05 - How to talk about property without sounding like an a$$hat.
DF06 - How to differentiate between offline and online.
DF07 - How not to sound like a schmuck when replying.
DF08 - How to start fights.
DF09 - How to win fights.
DF10 - The fine art of baiting - AKA Sage Baiting
DF11 - How to Honeypot the Mods
DF12 - So what if you're a MOD, you're freaking older than Salt

I will have on hand assisting me a fellow forumer with 5001 posts under his belt.

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Dr.D wrote:Hello, I will be running a number of training sessions for forumers.

Seats are limited, so please express your level of interest in the following:

DF01 - Quoting, how and when to use it.
DF02 - How to add images to your post.
DF03 - When and when NOT to PM Someone.
DF04 - How to have multiple personalities and not get caught.
DF05 - How to talk about property without sounding like an a$$hat.
DF06 - How to differentiate between offline and online.
DF07 - How not to sound like a schmuck when replying.
DF08 - How to start fights.
DF09 - How to win fights.
DF10 - The fine art of baiting - AKA Sage Baiting
DF11 - How to Honeypot the Mods
DF12 - So what if you're a MOD, you're freaking older than Salt

I will have on hand assisting me a fellow forumer with 5001 posts under his belt.


AHA,,,,,,,I thought I knew you from somewhere, sounds like you and him .....yes,,......I'm sure.......I knew you can't resist it......cheater... :lol: :lol:
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About the modules ..yeah cool......
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reviewer wrote:AHA,,,,,,,I thought I knew you from somewhere, sounds like you and him .....yes,,......I'm sure.......I knew you can't resist it......cheater... :lol: :lol:


Please engage brain before typing.
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Dr.D wrote:
reviewer wrote:AHA,,,,,,,I thought I knew you from somewhere, sounds like you and him .....yes,,......I'm sure.......I knew you can't resist it......cheater... :lol: :lol:


Please engage brain before typing.


:lol: :lol: Yeah...the doctor unmasked......quack..quack..quack....
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DF13 - Create words that don't exist like "forumers" and still sound like you know what you're talking about.
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craigindubai wrote:DF13 - Create words that don't exist like "forumers" and still sound like you know what you're talking about.


:lol: :lol: :lol: You just bugged him......Why not take him with you golfing ,, can be your caddie....mate
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craigindubai wrote:DF13 - Create words that don't exist like "forumers" and still sound like you know what you're talking about.


The English language is a mathematical language. You can create meanings by adding words together like numbers. This is the beauty of the language.
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How can I enroll into this program?
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St.Lucifer wrote:How can I enroll into this program?


Which one in particular?
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Are refreshments being served? Perhaps food?
As you know some of us loveeeee to eat.
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Dr.D wrote:
craigindubai wrote:DF13 - Create words that don't exist like "forumers" and still sound like you know what you're talking about.


The English language is a mathematical language. You can create meanings by adding words together like numbers. This is the beauty of the language.


That is the mostest ridiculous statementing I haved heard in longley timest.
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Dr.D wrote:
craigindubai wrote:DF13 - Create words that don't exist like "forumers" and still sound like you know what you're talking about.


The English language is a mathematical language. You can create meanings by adding words together like numbers. This is the beauty of the language.


That is the mostest ridiculous statementing I haved heard in longley timest.


Well, as you can make errors in math, you can make them in English.
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Dr.D wrote:
craigindubai wrote:DF13 - Create words that don't exist like "forumers" and still sound like you know what you're talking about.


The English language is a mathematical language. You can create meanings by adding words together like numbers. This is the beauty of the language.


That is the mostest ridiculous statementing I haved heard in longley timest.


Well, as you can make errors in math, you can make them in English.


Yes, but did you have to prove it?
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craigindubai wrote:
Dr.D wrote:
craigindubai wrote:
Dr.D wrote:
craigindubai wrote:DF13 - Create words that don't exist like "forumers" and still sound like you know what you're talking about.


The English language is a mathematical language. You can create meanings by adding words together like numbers. This is the beauty of the language.


That is the mostest ridiculous statementing I haved heard in longley timest.


Well, as you can make errors in math, you can make them in English.


Yes, but did you have to prove it?


There is clearly something going on here you're just not picking up on.

When did Spock invade the forums?
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BabyDoll wrote:Are refreshments being served? Perhaps food?
As you know some of us loveeeee to eat.


Yeah, no cakes pls....or pakore....or samosas...chicken feet maybe... :oops:
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Dr.D wrote:
craigindubai wrote:
Dr.D wrote:
craigindubai wrote:
Dr.D wrote:
craigindubai wrote:DF13 - Create words that don't exist like "forumers" and still sound like you know what you're talking about.


The English language is a mathematical language. You can create meanings by adding words together like numbers. This is the beauty of the language.


That is the mostest ridiculous statementing I haved heard in longley timest.


Well, as you can make errors in math, you can make them in English.


Yes, but did you have to prove it?


There is clearly something going on here you're just not picking up on.

When did Spock invade the forums?


Are you sure it's me?
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craigindubai wrote:
Dr.D wrote:
craigindubai wrote:
Dr.D wrote:
craigindubai wrote:
Dr.D wrote:
craigindubai wrote:DF13 - Create words that don't exist like "forumers" and still sound like you know what you're talking about.


The English language is a mathematical language. You can create meanings by adding words together like numbers. This is the beauty of the language.


That is the mostest ridiculous statementing I haved heard in longley timest.


Well, as you can make errors in math, you can make them in English.


Yes, but did you have to prove it?


There is clearly something going on here you're just not picking up on.

When did Spock invade the forums?


Are you sure it's me?


H E L L O!!!..Is this the intro to the forum....
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Still waiting to see the menu ...
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Hmm..this seems to be a thread with a split personality.

One one hand, we have a Dr. offering advice about how to appear to be someone who you are not whilst really being someone else who he claims he is not but really is...

And BabyDoll looking for food again!

El bizarro!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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Dubai Knight wrote:One one hand, we have a Dr. offering advice about how to appear to be someone who you are not whilst really being someone else who he claims he is not but really is...


What? What? What?

And BabyDoll looking for food again!


Someone has to be attentive and do the job!
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And BabyDoll looking for food again!


Someone has to be attentive and do the job![/quote]

Are you the hunter/gatherer in the house then?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Dubai Knight wrote:Hmm..this seems to be a thread with a split personality.

One one hand, we have a Dr. offering advice about how to appear to be someone who you are not whilst really being someone else who he claims he is not but really is...


Yeah, Dr Jeckell ala Britney Spears....

Dubai Knight wrote:And BabyDoll looking for food again!
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Are you the docs assistant Babydoll?..... :shock:
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reviewer wrote:Are you the docs assistant Babydoll?..... :shock:


I am the assistant only to my stomach. I think more like I am the slave to my tummy ....

Fooooood.
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reviewer wrote:Are you the docs assistant Babydoll?..... :shock:


I am the assistant only to my stomach. I think more like I am the slave to my tummy ....

Fooooood.


Is that your day job.....?
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I think, I need to be enrolled in all the training sessions. Is DF001 a pre-requisite to DF002, DF003.... ? :P
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BabyDoll wrote:
reviewer wrote:Are you the docs assistant Babydoll?..... :shock:


I am the assistant only to my stomach. I think more like I am the slave to my tummy ....

Fooooood.


Is that your day job.....?


Full time job
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SCY wrote:I think, I need to be enrolled in all the training sessions. Is DF001 a pre-requisite to DF002, DF003.... ? :P


Think if the docs gonna take you in his class....he's very choosy you know...sometimes sloppy even...doesnt really know who he is and where he's gonna be next.... 8)
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Well BD you'll be happy to know I just tried the Chicken and Mushroom pie from the new coffee shop downstairs and it was awesome. I would highly recommend it.
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scarlet wrote:Well BD you'll be happy to know I just tried the Chicken and Mushroom pie from the new coffee shop downstairs and it was awesome. I would highly recommend it.


Chicken and Mushroom pie in the morning.....how do you maintain that striking legs of yours....?

Babies dont eat pies in the morning...too heavy for their tummy :lol: :lol:
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