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hey clare chat here

wa,it's funn

Hi Clare

Go Wilfred,go Wilfred,go Wilfred

busa wrote:Go Wilfred,go Wilfred,go Wilfred

ya ya going going at full speed hope breaks may work at ryt time see ya

Dude stop reading Mills and Boon

What part of 'please chat via PM' didn't you understand?

Chocoholic wrote:What part of 'please chat via PM' didn't you understand?

it was a bit urgent so did this

Rickydubai wrote:Hi Clare

bye bye i opened it and u using very very very bad

sorry,just come home ,are u still there?

wow,more fellow chinese r here now.

Panda wrote:wow,more fellow chinese r here now.

are you Chinese?

wilfred wrote:hey clare chat here

hey,morning, I feel sleepy now .
wa ,long time no funny things happen,it 's a little boring ,give me some suggestions.
I wanna wake up~~~
wifred, still bed?

Dear Clare

Here are my suggestions to help you alleviate your boredom:

1) Buy a set of ice-skates and wait by a local pond for winter to start.

2) Amuse yourself by only answering questions using farm yard animal noises (note, you have to pick noises that sound like the answer, e.g. Moooo = Nooo)

3) Pretend you're a character from the classic early 90's hit, California Man and act like caveman would when you encounter modern every day items.

4) Be the first to prove Sir Isaac Newton wrong, leap from a tall building and use your child-like sense of wonder to defeat the natural law of gravity.


PS: No 4 is a joke!