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Misery Called Life wrote:

herve wrote:So ...you are a lady in a foreign country, men, strangers, Iraki Kurdish, at night, offer you to use their bedroom, and you follow them because they are so friendly....how was it an obscur joint with matresses on the floor? wow, you looking for big trouble lady I am sure that Bora and Chocoholic would confirm how insane you are....
I remember you saying in earlier posts, that would never be a victim.... continue with stunts like that, you are to be a statistic, for certain, no matter where you live, and I will not cry on you.

C'mon people cut BM some slack here. Now I don't know if she's fit and tout as a diva or weather she's the one with a 100 wrinkles who sports a cane. Point is It really don't matter. The woman is entertainment personified! Conversations with her over some fine Liqueur coupled with beers and a few smokes should be delightful indeed. So I dnt knw bout no Kurdish guys, but my door is always open.

desertdudeshj wrote:

Bethsmum wrote:Now don't be jealous, that's not a good look you know, it can make you look very old, nearly as old as your car!

Of what exactly dear ?

Wonder what your doing here anyways away from your "intresting" little community. Since you think everyone here at DF is a bunch of retards anyway ?

herve wrote:MCL , je ne risque pas de l' inviter, je ne bois jamais et je ne fume pas.

herve wrote:MCL , je ne risque pas de l' inviter, je ne bois jamais et je ne fume pas.

desertdudeshj wrote:

drewpeacock wrote:

desertdudeshj wrote:Aw...How sweet to see the JBR posse sticking up for each other

What gave you the impression Im JBR?

I don't think anyone would choose that ID on purpose. Unless I'm mistaken and there a few of you cocks around.

-- Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:15 am --

Bora Bora wrote:I think most find that Drew is hardly the clever one, but since you are probably the only one who "gets" him, you are entitled to your opinion.

Its just pointless English banter in which is just about the only thing our new resident queen is good at, you've really got to be a pom to get it. I've been around pom's all my life and still sometimes have trouble getting it, specially when it drifts off into about local celebs, old TV and radio shows, obscure little villages and local cuisine.

Tom Jones wrote:

herve wrote:MCL , je ne risque pas de l' inviter, je ne bois jamais et je ne fume pas.

I din't know that MCL was....one of those guys!!

Bethsmum wrote:
Bora, coming a cropper means to get caught out. Must be an english phrase, never really thought about it before. No I'm not Mexican, English through and through, of the white, blonde variety.

Am I really the record holder? How exciting! Do you think I'll get a mention in the Guiness Book Of Records?
I do hope so, I'll give them a ring tomorrow.
Bora I've never really been bothered about what people think of me and I don't expect I'm going to start anytime soon. In fact if I thought my little story about my adventure into the world of the Kurds would have caused so much fasination, I would have spiced it up a bit, the thing is I didn't think it was so outragious. I'm surprised so many people here have led the shelterd lives they must have.

-- Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:51 pm --

Red Chief wrote:

drewpeacock wrote: Was she working at the time?

Ask her directly and I will prompt you the right reply. Shave your face in advance. I don't like hair on my fist.
Take care.

Jeez Drew, I hope you're suitably terrified! There are some scarey people on this site, what with punchy here and the French spy threatening Dubai World with the American Courts, I'm feeling well out of my depth.

Bethsmum wrote:

herve wrote:MCL , je ne risque pas de l' inviter, je ne bois jamais et je ne fume pas.

Oh good. Herve, you have taken my advice! Stick to your mother tongue for insults and pm's. BTW Do you have a license for that minkey? LOL

herve wrote:

Bethsmum wrote:

herve wrote:MCL , je ne risque pas de l' inviter, je ne bois jamais et je ne fume pas.

Oh good. Herve, you have taken my advice! Stick to your mother tongue for insults and pm's. BTW Do you have a license for that minkey? LOL

like I need your advices BTW I did not insult you. Licence ? I think you need it for yourself.

Bethsmum wrote:

Tom Jones wrote:

herve wrote:MCL , je ne risque pas de l' inviter, je ne bois jamais et je ne fume pas.

I din't know that MCL was....one of those guys!!

Hey TJ who can resist an invitation from a real life trained killer? They don't come along every day you know.
Myself, I have been practising for the day when me and Hervey come face to face. I have my forward roll down to a fine art, I want to make an entrance he will appreciate.

Bethsmum wrote:I wondered how long it would take you to ride into battle. Been writing for any multinational publications lately? LOL

herve wrote:

Bethsmum wrote:I wondered how long it would take you to ride into battle. Been writing for any multinational publications lately? LOL

Actually, yes, but too early to talk about it

Bethsmum wrote:I will give you the code word, this will be a covert op but I will give you a sitrep. Oh I love all this spy malarkie! BM Licensed to Thrill.

herve wrote:

Bethsmum wrote:I will give you the code word, this will be a covert op but I will give you a sitrep. Oh I love all this spy malarkie! BM Licensed to Thrill.

And forget the forward roll entrance, I did that once in a cocktail party, through a window (opened), a long time ago, it does not work good: it scares people and makes you look like crazy, just be a lady, crazy on the side, that works better.

Bethsmum wrote:Oh a DF state secret, how very mysterious, and more exciting by the minute. BTW do you wear combats? I do love a nice pair of combats! Oh no! how silly of me, you will be in disguise!

viking-warrior wrote:I'll ignore the slight, as you are obviously upset at coming a cropper, but look on the bright side, its a step up from a minger !

Or does that make you a cropped minger

p.s. Immpression ??? shuuuurely not, not even oop norf.

Bethsmum wrote:DDS you are starting to sound like a bitter person. Get a grip! have you ever come across that old British saying, you must have surely? It takes a c*ck to know one.

desertdudeshj wrote:

Bethsmum wrote:DDS you are starting to sound like a bitter person. Get a grip! have you ever come across that old British saying, you must have surely? It takes a c*ck to know one.

Not being bitter woman, contrary to your beliefs not every one speaks pom. Ask anyone who isn't one, who has been misfortunate enough to hang around listening to it. Specially when two geezers start havin' a go at it,

" Oh, mate I remember I was a just a young lad back in Auchtermuchty I use to love watching Alcock and Gander on telly while eating spotted d!ck sponge pudding, good ol' Beryl Reid. She was a bit daft eh, but always good for a laugh I reckon " ???????

herve wrote:

Bethsmum wrote:Oh a DF state secret, how very mysterious, and more exciting by the minute. BTW do you wear combats? I do love a nice pair of combats! Oh no! how silly of me, you will be in disguise!

You mean fatigues? I never wore combats, only in training, otherwise it was the suit, or the abaya (best disguise ever).
I trust what VK says, I have seen most informative and interesting posts from him.

Bethsmum wrote:[You ask VW he seems to know all about us northern girls, he'll keep you right.

Bethsmum wrote:Evening TJ, where do you get large from that quote? I wouldn't quite describe myself as 'large', but what girl would? I prefer curvy