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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know
where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my
crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?
2.* People who are willing to get off their
ass to search the
entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the
tv
and change the channel manually.

3.*When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat
it
too".Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4.* When people say
"it's always the last place you look". Of
course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've
found it?
5.* When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No Loser, I paid dhs50 to come to the cinema and stare at the
damn
floor.

6.* People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really
give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7.* When something is 'new and improved!'. Which
is it? If it's
new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it,
couldn't be new.

8.* When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is
the
longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's
longer?

9.* When yo u are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the
bus
come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

the beauty of copy and paste

People who continually post stuff hoping they will be noticed!!!

cooooooooool........

sage & onion wrote:People who continually post stuff hoping they will be noticed!!!

Mean Pls don't..let them be.