The Secret To Long Life

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The Secret To Long Life May 29, 2010
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A doctor on his morning walk noticed the old lady pictured above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have lots of sex, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Forty-four," she replied. :mrgreen:

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She doesn't look a day older :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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