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just finished a few days ago hunting down a place to move. i have to say, finding a proper place in dubai (unless money of whatever amount is not an issue) is the most annoying and in the same time ridiculous task you can and up with. those who dont have company provided accomodation know what im talking about... ...and i could continue...

anyways, still check out every now and then the ads...curiosity i guess, and this is what i came accross just now. amazing, this is gold. honestly i feel like contacting this retard to see what he has to say

"I have one room with attached bathroom. It is in two bedroom appartment. I am looking for a female who can share this room with me. I am indian male 43. She have to keep house clean and do cooking also. "
...asking 2000/month for this

one comment only i can think of, a hungarian saying "god's zoo is big, too bad it has no fences"

raidah wrote:just finished a few days ago hunting down a place to move. i have to say, finding a proper place in dubai (unless money of whatever amount is not an issue) is the most annoying and in the same time ridiculous task you can and up with. those who dont have company provided accomodation know what im talking about... ...and i could continue...

anyways, still check out every now and then the ads...curiosity i guess, and this is what i came accross just now. amazing, this is gold. honestly i feel like contacting this retard to see what he has to say

"I have one room with attached bathroom. It is in two bedroom appartment. I am looking for a female who can share this room with me. I am indian male 43. She have to keep house clean and do cooking also. "
...asking 2000/month for this

one comment only i can think of, a hungarian saying "god's zoo is big, too bad it has no fences"

I think this is HP's advert

I would have said its a very fair deal especially if the appartment is in a nice area.

It would be natural to advertise for a female to do the cleaning in lieu of some rent because they are so good at it. This is why god made women's feet smaller than males, it is so they can stand closer to the sink and cooker.

15 years back when i went to Greece Cyprus for study , i lived at hostel. Another Pakistani boy came and when Hostel incharge asked him"who is he looking for as a room-mate" ?

The paki boy replied "he wants the girl as room-mate"

Its better to tell what is inside your heart !

Sage and arnigang can you tell us what is inside your heart about Rida

so raidah is he being friendly ? are you enjoying the arrangement ?

HP wrote:...Its better to tell what is inside your heart !

Sage and arnigang can you tell us what is inside your heart about Rida

In the middle of a lot sh1t the occasional pearl of wisdom.

MaaaD wrote:so raidah is he being friendly ? are you enjoying the arrangement ?

oh yeah, i already cooked him and fed the dogs. now im cleaning up the mess. the poor animals had diarrhea.

fayz wrote:

HP wrote:...Its better to tell what is inside your heart !

Sage and arnigang can you tell us what is inside your heart about Rida

In the middle of a lot sh1t the occasional pearl of wisdom.

like i said, god's zoo is big...what to do

Too bad I'm not a girl. I could use the savings.

raidah wrote:one comment only i can think of, a hungarian saying "god's zoo is big, too bad it has no fences"

haha i love it

raidah wrote:

fayz wrote:

HP wrote:...Its better to tell what is inside your heart !

Sage and arnigang can you tell us what is inside your heart about Rida

In the middle of a lot sh1t the occasional pearl of wisdom.

like i said, god's zoo is big...what to do

Make space for Arnigang and Sage

HP wrote:

raidah wrote:

fayz wrote:

HP wrote:...Its better to tell what is inside your heart !

Sage and arnigang can you tell us what is inside your heart about Rida

In the middle of a lot sh1t the occasional pearl of wisdom.

like i said, god's zoo is big...what to do

Make space for Arnigang and Sage

already in there

When we were small my mother used to tell my father: "why don't we take the children to the zoo this weekend?" he always replied: "If the zoo wants them, they can come and get them"

Concord wrote:When we were small my mother used to tell my father: "why don't we take the children to the zoo this weekend?" he always replied: "If the zoo wants them, they can come and get them"

and then it happened or not ?

Brit made a Zoo somewhere very far and now we call it Austrlia

PS" sorry scarlet

HP wrote:

Concord wrote:When we were small my mother used to tell my father: "why don't we take the children to the zoo this weekend?" he always replied: "If the zoo wants them, they can come and get them"

and then it happened or not ?

I escaped