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Thought I would lighten things up a bit and give you all a chuckle. Stole this from another forum.

DIVORCE LETTER

Dear Wife,

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show
for it. These last two weeks have been ****. Your boss called to tell me
that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new
hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new pair of
silk boxers later that night.

You came home, nibbled at your food for two minutes, and went straight
to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me
anymore, or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love
me. Whichever is the case,,,,I'm gone.

Signed,

Your EX-Husband

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West
Virginia together. Have a great life!

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Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more enjoyable than receiving your letter. It's
true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a 'good
man' is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much
because they drown out your constant whining and griping. It's just too
bad it doesn't work.

Yes, I did notice when you got a hair cut last week,,,and actually the
first thing that came to my mind was "You look just like a girl",,, but
my mother raised me not to say anything at all if you can't say anything
nice. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me
confused with my SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the
price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was just a coincidence
that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and
your silk boxers were $49.99...

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.
So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for twenty million
dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Hawaii. But when I
got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope
you have the fulfilling life you've always wanted.

My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from
me. So take care.

Signed: Rich As **** and Freeeeeeeeeeee!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but my sister 'Carla',,,was
born Carl. I hope that's not a problem for you.

Caitlin

stupid couples

Thats a classic. Wonderful

Very funny, BB!!..... Loved it!!!

lol! I liked the carl, carla part the best!

melika969 wrote:lol! I liked the carl, carla part the best!

Yeah, I thought it was the funniest part. Great surprise ending!!!