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Darn, two smutty comments about my avatar already LOL.....

To clear up any misconceptions!

Worldguy said I should give my camel a rest. I found a new one, but am having some trouble riding it.

There is NO camel-abuse going on here despite the fact that the one humped beast seems to have a smile on her face...

Speedhump wrote:Darn, two smutty comments about my avatar already LOL.....

To clear up any misconceptions!

Worldguy said I should give my camel a rest. I found a new one, but am having some trouble riding it.

There is NO camel-abuse going on here despite the fact that the one humped beast seems to have a smile on her face...

Is that you in camouflage?

yes standing behind the camel

7 years in Afghanistan without a vacation. It's a heavy job.

Speedhump wrote:yes standing behind the camel

Standing? Your feet aren't touching the ground.

Red Chief wrote:7 years in Afghanistan without a vacation. It's a heavy job.

are the Afghan women as friendly as the camels..I have no idea

what are you really doing there mate ..... trying to get on the camel from the back side. hmmm ..

Bora Bora wrote:

Speedhump wrote:yes standing behind the camel

Standing? Your feet aren't touching the ground.

I meant the one with his face obscured. But OK I put my hands up, I'm a black US soldier....you got me!

Speedhump wrote:

Bora Bora wrote:

Speedhump wrote:yes standing behind the camel

Standing? Your feet aren't touching the ground.

I meant the one with his face obscured. But OK I put my hands up, I'm a black US soldier....you got me!

Hey, I never met you. How would I know. But thanks for the confirmation.

Speedhump wrote:

Red Chief wrote:7 years in Afghanistan without a vacation. It's a heavy job.

are the Afghan women as friendly as the camels..I have no idea

I don't know but probably Afghan men are very unfriendly.

What do you think, Speedy?

Red Chief wrote:

Speedhump wrote:

Red Chief wrote:7 years in Afghanistan without a vacation. It's a heavy job.

are the Afghan women as friendly as the camels..I have no idea

I don't know but probably Afghan men are very unfriendly.

What do you think, Speedy?

Well they saw off your soldiers and our soldiers, and may do the same to the Yanks, so I'd say you got that one right.....

(and they DO love a camel...)

I see you started off with a new quest for fuel.

What type are you looking for? High octane fart?

RobbyG wrote:I see you started off with a new quest for fuel.

What type are you looking for? High octane fart?

I like the remake of your signature though. Thats a hard cookie to bite.

Good laugh dude

Speedy,

I think you start celebrating the Victory day a little bit earlier.

Anyway Vodka and S@X is not the best cocktail. You hope on viagra but you should think more about heart attack in the middle of.

Red Chief wrote:Speedy,

I think you start celebrating the Victory day a little bit earlier.

Anyway Vodka and S@X is not the best cocktail. You hope on viagra but you should think more about heart attack in the middle of.

Dunno Chief, I just feel ultra frisky today....lucky I don't need Viagra but I knew some guys who used to use it here just for fun as too dangerous to look for proper drugs. 2000 mg a night is plain crazy but they were just so bored. I let them gve me two 500 mgs bombs one night but it just left me with a blocked sinus

Thank god they left the country....

Vodka and s*x?? Come on, I bet you've had a good night with those two lovelies before now....

It sounds like you mix them up only writing on DF. Beer and friends is also good option.

Anyway my congratulations!
You also took part a bit.

Red Chief wrote:It sounds that you mix them up only writing on DF. Beer and friends is also good option.

Anyway my congratulations!
You also took part a bit.

Agreed, beer is safe and friends are for life.

I think in the past maybe I mistook your sarcasm for anger. We maybe have a fresh start.

Speedhump wrote:

Red Chief wrote:Speedy,

I think you start celebrating the Victory day a little bit earlier.

Anyway Vodka and S@X is not the best cocktail. You hope on viagra but you should think more about heart attack in the middle of.

Dunno Chief, I just feel ultra frisky today....lucky I don't need Viagra but I knew some guys who used to use it here just for fun as too dangerous to look for proper drugs. 2000 mg a night is plain crazy but they were just so bored. I let them gve me two 500 mgs bombs one night but it just left me with a blocked sinus

Thank god they left the country....

Vodka and s*x?? Come on, I bet you've had a good night with those two lovelies before now....

Superior laugh here. Marvellous speech SH