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Speedhump wrote:you know melon juice tastes much sweeter at the other end, do I need to teach you everything darling...?

Bora Bora wrote:

Speedhump wrote:and rubber sheets is a nice idea....

Back to the rubber are we? SNAP!!!

Bora Bora wrote:

Speedhump wrote:you know melon juice tastes much sweeter at the other end, do I need to teach you everything darling...?

Don't think there is much left to learn - on both sides.

Speedhump wrote:

Bora Bora wrote:

Speedhump wrote:you know melon juice tastes much sweeter at the other end, do I need to teach you everything darling...?

Don't think there is much left to learn - on both sides.

yeah, we jaded much... ?

dresden wrote:

Speedhump wrote:I'm going to be shot down here, butI think cat owners are morons. A cat is not a pet, it just comes to you for food and warmth, it would never protect you if you were attacked like your faithful dog would. In fact if your neighbour makes a hard effort to treat a cat better than it's so called 'owner' the cat would just up stakes and move next door, it happens!

Cats sh*t and p*ss all over the neighbourhood (especially the tom-cat pee is vile stinky stuff), and my garden is usually full of feathers and bird bodies where they have killed and mangled some poor bird. They're ing. If I thought I could one-shot them each time I'd get a gun and do it myself, but I don't want them bleeding all over my garden.

Get a dog or something else you can keep strictly on your own property.

Now I'll put my tin hat on and wait.

(kanelli and the other tiny minority of cat owners who walk their cats on leashes are excluded from this rant)

Whoa buddy, cat's are very good pets. They just have to be litter trained and voila they take care of themselves.

Dont get me wrong, I love dogs as well, but cats are more like household furnishing when compared to dogs. Regardless, they are both pets and it all depends in what you are looking for in pets. I would love to have a little kitten and a nice big dog in Dubai, but its just not in the cards.

Now retract your original statement, or I'm going to have to overload your brain with catpics.

Misery Called Life wrote:Cats are the most useless unpredictable furballs. If not for their aggression, they have about as much emotion as a fish in a tank

As a rule don't try an pat a cat who size is two times ur palms. One has no idea how they'd react.

Speedhump wrote:

Misery Called Life wrote:Cats are the most useless unpredictable furballs. If not for their aggression, they have about as much emotion as a fish in a tank

As a rule don't try an pat a cat who size is two times ur palms. One has no idea how they'd react.

bravo!!!! braaaavo!!!!!

Bora Bora wrote:

Speedhump wrote:

Misery Called Life wrote:Cats are the most useless unpredictable furballs. If not for their aggression, they have about as much emotion as a fish in a tank

As a rule don't try an pat a cat who size is two times ur palms. One has no idea how they'd react.

bravo!!!! braaaavo!!!!!

I see a couple of door knockers that could use a good scratching!!!

Misery Called Life wrote:

Bora Bora wrote:

Speedhump wrote:

Misery Called Life wrote:Cats are the most useless unpredictable furballs. If not for their aggression, they have about as much emotion as a fish in a tank

As a rule don't try an pat a cat who size is two times ur palms. One has no idea how they'd react.

bravo!!!! braaaavo!!!!!

I see a couple of door knockers that could use a good scratching!!!

I rest my case!

Bora Bora wrote:

Speedhump wrote:

Misery Called Life wrote:Cats are the most useless unpredictable furballs. If not for their aggression, they have about as much emotion as a fish in a tank

As a rule don't try an pat a cat who size is two times ur palms. One has no idea how they'd react.

bravo!!!! braaaavo!!!!!

I see a couple of door knockers that could use a good scratching!!!

dresden wrote:I guess I've grown up around cats, so I like them.

I mean come on! how can you not think this is cute?

dresden wrote:I guess I've grown up around cats, so I like them.

I mean come on! how can you not think this is cute?

Misery Called Life wrote:most useless unpredictable furballs. If not for their aggression, they have about as much emotion as a fish in a tank

Speedhump wrote:

This is more like it....

dresden wrote:

Misery Called Life wrote:most useless unpredictable furballs. If not for their aggression, they have about as much emotion as a fish in a tank

Ok, now that we know how you feel about your parents, tell us how you feel about cats...

WhiteJade wrote:

Speedhump wrote:

This is more like it....

With those sharp claws and you think it's cute?

Terrible

WhiteJade wrote:

Speedhump wrote:

This is more like it....

With those sharp claws and you think it's cute?

Terrible

Misery Called Life wrote:

dresden wrote:

Misery Called Life wrote:most useless unpredictable furballs. If not for their aggression, they have about as much emotion as a fish in a tank

Ok, now that we know how you feel about your parents, tell us how you feel about cats...

Dude u reading way too much between the lines!

Lemme assure u ma folks ain't no furballs!

kanelli wrote:I love the cat pics

Speedhump wrote:

kanelli wrote:I love the cat pics

It's like walking through a mall and getting a smell of Cinnabon, just makes my stomach heave.....


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