SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES
He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on. Soon, he
sees another sign which says...
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES
Realizing these signs are for real, he drives on, and sure enough, there
is a third...
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him, and he pulls into the driveway. On
the side of the parking lots, is a somber stone building with a sign on
the door that reads . . .
SISTERS OF MERCY
He climbs the steps, rings the bell, and the door is answered by a nun
in a long black habit, who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"
"I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly
doing some business," he answers.
"Very well, my son. Please follow me," says the nun. He is led through
many winding passages, and soon he is very disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door," and
she leaves.
The man does as he is told, and this door is opened by another nun in a
long black habit, holding a tin cup. This nun instructs: "Please place
$50.00 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of
this hallway,"
He places the money in the nun's tin cup. He trots eagerly down the
hallway, and slips through the door, pulling it shut. As the door locks
behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot. Facing another
small sign:
GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN S.C.R.E.W.E.D BY THE SISTERS OF MERCY
