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Chocoholic wrote:erm you don't leave the paper in there DD!
desertdudeshj wrote:Yeah its just too ..Ewwww. I've had to use paper on some occasion when I was out camping in the desert etc etc. Just feels something is riding up your butt the whole day and you constantly have these images of crap stuck all over your tush .Errrrrrrr... Just thinking about it makes me wanna go wash again !
desertdudeshj wrote:And what use paper instead. I never understood this logic ! If paper is good enough to clean your behind with after having a dump. Then why not rub yourself down with newspaper in the morning. Wipe your houses including bathrooms with paper. Why bother going to a wash your car ?
@ the Al Aqa automated loos. I had a bad incident with those once ! It was at the royal meridien ( they use to have those aswell ) Early morning to pick up clients. wWhen I reached I needed to go bad so I parked my car, rushed to the loo and after doing my bussiness I see the sign which was at the back of the door. Loo out of order ! Couldn't they have placed it on the outside or even locked it. I pressed all the buttons and everything but it wouldnt work. There was no water or paper !!!. Good thing it was early morning and wasn't busy at all. So I slowly opened the door made sure there was no one there or comming in and quickly ran to the next booth as fast as I could with pants around my ankles
I just hope there were no CCTV's in the loo !
TeddyBear wrote:desertdudeshj wrote:Yeah its just too ..Ewwww. I've had to use paper on some occasion when I was out camping in the desert etc etc. Just feels something is riding up your butt the whole day and you constantly have these images of crap stuck all over your tush .Errrrrrrr... Just thinking about it makes me wanna go wash again !
Ewwww.. god forbid you go on vacation to Europe or North America one day, the horror! Make sure you stretch before climbing onto the sink to wash your precious tushy. Barring that, you could carry around a small water bottle which you can conveniently use by performing a headstand in the stall to make sure you're super clean (water cleanses everything after all) after each number 2.
Chocoholic wrote:erm you don't leave the paper in there DD!
Okay don't laugh but here's a suggestion - wetwipes! The ones you use for babies! Brilliant!
viking-warrior wrote:Feels desperately inadequate as I have to take the dog outside to do its business - just who managed to train a Labrador to crap in the toilet !!!