Well BM has spent a very enjoyable evening at the hands of the BBC and Red Nose Day. I have watched the Inbetweeners visit 50 rude place names and the Wanted perform their single for Comic Relief. (BM likes that 22 year old from Manchester which seems wrong, not that he's from Manchester, but that she could have given birth to him)
I have just been reliably informed that we have raised £68m. I contributes £5.00 when Helen Skelton walked a tightrope across the Batersea Power Stations. I know her dad, he's a farmer.
I have watched numerous heart rendering videos about kids in Africa. They were left orphans when their parents die of Aids. In fact there is little mention of their fathers. Why do they keep churning out kids when they can't look after them?
Surely it would be more cost effective to promote a campaign to inject them all with a contraceptive pill.