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Question: Do you have a secret............... Oct 06, 2008
that would embarass you if your friends/family were to find out?

Not necessarily details, but just interesting to know...


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Oct 06, 2008
No, but I might know one about you!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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im so past the point of embarassment mate.....


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Oct 06, 2008
Ditto!

When I look back at the things I have done and seen in this world, nothing really surprises or shocks me anymore. My family are all totally aware of the skeletons in my closet as I seem to have strewn the bones around the place on numerous occasions.

There are one or two secrets I keep from my dogs though, like how to open the food cupboard!

:D :D :D

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There are so many that i am afraid to open the closet :)
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Jeevan wrote:There are so many that i am afraid to open the closet :)


Hehe! get a bigger closet!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jeevan wrote:There are so many that i am afraid to open the closet :)


Hehe! get a bigger closet!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight


Hahahahha so funny!

@ Jeevan,

Deny the secret even to yourself, then you wouldn't need a bigger closet! :lol: :lol: :lol:

My secret? It's all buried underground that I couldn't even remember where it is exactly buried. I hope nobody digs it out. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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farthestpoint wrote:
Dubai Knight wrote:
Jeevan wrote:There are so many that i am afraid to open the closet :)


Hehe! get a bigger closet!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight


Hahahahha so funny!

@ Jeevan,

Deny the secret even to yourself, then you wouldn't need a bigger closet! :lol: :lol: :lol:

My secret? It's all buried underground that I couldn't even remember where it is exactly buried. I hope nobody digs it out. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Gulp!

You are a serial killer?

Or did you have a part in Hollyoaks?

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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@ DK,

Hahhahahahhaa

Yeah I am a nail serial killer. I bury all my dead nails on the ground.

Hahahhaha :lol:

We need to encourage OTP to post more, I think he would want to share his best kept secrets :glasses7:

This can be cheesy.
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my secret is so secret i am not allowed to tell myself
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arniegang wrote:my secret is so secret i am not allowed to tell myself


Is that the one about you being a pole dancer in Mrs Mufti's Muff House down Redlands Road?

Ooops! Did I let that one out the closet!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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arniegang wrote:my secret is so secret i am not allowed to tell myself


Is that the one about you being a pole dancer in Mrs Mufti's Muff House down Redlands Road?

Ooops! Did I let that one out the closet!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Knight


dam and blast you know :shock:

actually the only mistake was the venue - it was at tiger Galore's a few doors down from Mrs Mufti's.

:D
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arniegang wrote:
Dubai Knight wrote:
arniegang wrote:my secret is so secret i am not allowed to tell myself


Is that the one about you being a pole dancer in Mrs Mufti's Muff House down Redlands Road?

Ooops! Did I let that one out the closet!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Knight


dam and blast you know :shock:

actually the only mistake was the venue - it was at tiger Galore's a few doors down from Mrs Mufti's.

:D


Yes, I hear the poles there are...greasier!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Dubai Knight wrote:
arniegang wrote:
Dubai Knight wrote:
arniegang wrote:my secret is so secret i am not allowed to tell myself


Is that the one about you being a pole dancer in Mrs Mufti's Muff House down Redlands Road?

Ooops! Did I let that one out the closet!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Knight


dam and blast you know :shock:

actually the only mistake was the venue - it was at tiger Galore's a few doors down from Mrs Mufti's.

:D


Yes, I hear the poles there are...greasier!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight


greasy poles :shock:

do you mean as in slimey spaniards ??

:lol: :lol:
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arniegang wrote:
Dubai Knight wrote:
arniegang wrote:
Dubai Knight wrote:
arniegang wrote:my secret is so secret i am not allowed to tell myself


Is that the one about you being a pole dancer in Mrs Mufti's Muff House down Redlands Road?

Ooops! Did I let that one out the closet!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Knight


dam and blast you know :shock:

actually the only mistake was the venue - it was at tiger Galore's a few doors down from Mrs Mufti's.

:D


Yes, I hear the poles there are...greasier!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight


greasy poles :shock:

do you mean as in slimey spaniards ??

:lol: :lol:


More likely to be Polish plumbers!

Then I did hear you like to get a Pole in from time to time to get a brush up your U-bend!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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actually i have two poles working for me and the do indeed put a brush up my U - Bend !!!
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Oct 07, 2008
we're a boring bunch of people. no exciting secrets?
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Oct 07, 2008
I think OTP if you start, everybody might follow....

So come on, share it! Don't hide it!
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Oct 08, 2008
putting me on the spot eh??

umm........ i once stole a water pistol from my local newsagent, aged 8.

is that interesting enough, or do you want dirt? ;)


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Oct 08, 2008
Oh you want juicy stuff like.....I sniff my armpits like Molly Shannon (Mary Katerine) SUPERSTAR
Image :toothy1:
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puppypup wrote:Oh you want juicy stuff like.....I sniff my armpits like Molly Shannon (Mary Katerine) SUPERSTAR
Image :toothy1:


Thats no secret...It was in 7 Days last week!

OK mine:

To this day, my elder brother believes that the severe damage all down the side of his then pride and joy (a 1962 Austin Healey Sprite) was done by a passing corporation dustcart. (green paint)

It wasn't.

It was me.

On a John Deer tractor!

I was very, very drunk at the time!

:oops: :oops: :oops:

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DK,

Drunk and on a tractor??? im sure theres much more to that story.......

:oops: :oops:

:)

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onthepalm wrote:DK,

Drunk and on a tractor??? im sure theres much more to that story.......

:oops: :oops:

:)

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Not really, I grew up on a farm. Not a lot else to do in the cun'ry!

8) 8) 8)

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puppypup wrote:Oh you want juicy stuff like.....I sniff my armpits like Molly Shannon (Mary Katerine) SUPERSTAR
Image :toothy1:


Thats no secret...It was in 7 Days last week!

OK mine:

To this day, my elder brother believes that the severe damage all down the side of his then pride and joy (a 1962 Austin Healey Sprite) was done by a passing corporation dustcart. (green paint)

It wasn't.

It was me.

On a John Deer tractor!

I was very, very drunk at the time!

:oops: :oops: :oops:

Knight


This will of course remain a secret until i next meet Mummy DK

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Oct 08, 2008
Mummy DK is non admissable as she is completely off her rocker and now believes she is the Queen of Sweden and is moving to Stockholm!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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Dubai Knight wrote:Mummy DK is non admissable as she is completely off her rocker and now believes she is the Queen of Sweden and is moving to Stockholm!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooo she isn't

:lol:
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Dubai Knight wrote:Mummy DK is non admissable as she is completely off her rocker and now believes she is the Queen of Sweden and is moving to Stockholm!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Knight


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooo she isn't

:lol:


Well she said she liked swede...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Oct 08, 2008
good job she didnt mention she liked Kiev's then init

:lol:
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arniegang wrote:good job she didnt mention she liked Kiev's then init

:lol:


Or meat balls!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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goulash even

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