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Well, I've said what I had to say Bora. You lot seem to be enjoying each other's jokes so much, let me not spoil your fun! Its the usual DF thing isnt it?

Have a rollicking time!

I dont have any secrets as far as prostitutes are concerned. And DF's secrets are safe with me. My lips are sealed forever

WOW Zonker. You start a thread about prostitutes and your personal experience and then you take responses to your THREAD/POSTS personal. I seem to be the focus of your responses in spite of several other people posting. Why is that Zonker? If you wanted a serious discussion you should have said so.

You go from paying a prostitute (because you felt sorry for her - nothing more) to being an honorable man. What's with the keeping DF secrets??? Most people here know something about someone else that could be considered a "secret".

Lighten up Zonker. Like I said, you started this thread, you need to roll with it.

Bora Bora wrote:I seem to be the focus of your responses in spite of several other people posting. Why is that Zonker?

Bora, my thread was about Prostitution in Dubai, and it was you unfortunately who made it personal to me. The thread I started was not about me and Prostitution!

You go from paying a prostitute (because you felt sorry for her - nothing more) to being an honorable man.

Now what should I make of that! Are you calling me dishonourable

If you wanted a serious discussion you should have said so.

I never said I didnt want a serious discussion. A light hearted discussion would be equally acceptable, but a one sided non- serious-but-not-funny-either personal attack? Thats all I have been responding to.

As for the "others", they followed your cue and came up with more of the same; personal attacks on Zonker, rather than comments on the 'main topic'!

--- Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:27 pm ---

tony89 wrote:hmmm, 100 bux per half n hr of talk....next time u find yourself alone at a bar zonker let me noe

I'll let you noe tony89. You'll have to come in cognito as a prostitute tho

zonka if you see luna baloona next time, say hi from me

Oh c'mmon Zonker. I think its cool what you did. In this thread you also had some sneers, including in your OP. I also paid a prostitute once in the RLD, it was 1am, and had an urgent need for a number two and had nowhere to go to do a number two in peace. I paid her 50 guilders, said I need a peepee. I did my number two, she smelled and got batsh!t crazy and wouldn't let me out (I wanted to run away). I had to theaten with the pooolice, before she opened the door and let me go. Her whole working place was stinking . A month later I did a RLD tour for guests. She still remembered me and shouting "sh!tman" at me. Luckily the guests didnot understand Dutch and explained to them its just a crazy b!tch, it happens.

My story of shame.

errr ok i think I am in THAT part of DubaiForum :S

I'll let you noe tony89. You'll have to come in cognito as a prostitute tho

naah..that wud be too much fer u to handle
But im gonna get a prostitute along just in case...

Flying Dutchman , You have made some very astute observations FD. Especially in your first post on this thread. Its so easy to get fooled by a prostitute, I am sure. When I think back to Luna she was so well dressed and so well educated. You could have knocked me with a feather when it dawned on me that she was a pros!

rudeboy wrote:zonka if you see luna baloona next time, say hi from me

Thats not very evolved. I hope you realize I was talking of almost 10 years ago, in Dubai. I doubt if I'll ever be in Dubai again, or at any rate at the same time as Luna, if she is still plying her trade. And even if such an unlikely eventuality were to arise, why should I say Hi to her from your side? What would be the logic in that?


--- Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:02 am ---

Did you mean something like halfway through the proceedings in bed, I stop and say, "You know Rudeboy, on DF? He was saying Hi to you!"?

While out with friends not too long ago in a bar on SZR, I was approached by a young lady, with a friend, who appeared eager to strike up a conversation, hello, where are you from she enquired?

Me; The Marina, and you?
She; Ooh I meant which Country? I'm from Brazil!
Me; (Sod it, I thought, I couldn't crack my joke about having to tread water at high tide) Aah, I'm from England, and your friend?
She; She's from Brazil too, her name is Anna and I'm Flora
Me; Aah boa noite Anna and Flora! (Thinking why is she talking to me? I'm old enough to be her father and had the potential to be her Grandfather!)
Anna and Flora; Hehehehehehe boa noite, we work together!
Me; Ooh that's nice, you must be close friends to work and socialise together?
Flora; Yes, we like to party, do you like to party?
Me; (penny dropped), Yeees, of coooourse I like to party, who doesn't?
Flora; OK then, 2,000 for me and 2,000 for her and we can party together!
Me; Ooh, so that's 4,000 in total, 2,000 EACH?
Flora; Yes, OK?
Me; Well, are there any restrictions?
Anna and Flora; What? Resticion, retsisrian?
Me; You know, what exactly do you expect of me for the 4,000 Dirhams?
Anna and Flora; Aaaahh! OK so you decide!
Me; OK then, (holding my hand out for payment) so I want the money up front then and no kissing! OK?
After a most indignant scowl from Anna, they left me and moved on to their next victim, but Flora did eventually see the funny side to our conversation.



@ Zonker, You gave her 200 and got 100 back? WOW! That's bizarre.

LoL Dilon, Longs Bar?

I don't honestly recall FD, I don't often pub crawl down SZR and on the odd occasion I do, the different bars aren't all that different after a few sherbets!

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--- Dec 17, 2014 ---

Dear Friends, be careful donot fall prey to the russian women or irani women some even wear abaya in DEIRA AREA, once u get in they steal ur money ,,many fights happen regularly as they steal its a daily scene in deira.. keep your self safe..

--- Dec 17, 2014 ---

Dear Friends, be careful donot fall prey to the russian women or irani women some even wear abaya in DEIRA AREA, once u get in they steal ur money ,,many fights happen regularly as they steal its a daily scene in deira.. keep your self safe..

--- Dec 17, 2014 ---

Dear Friends, be careful donot fall prey to the russian women or irani women some even wear abaya in DEIRA AREA, once u get in they steal ur money ,,many fights happen regularly as they steal its a daily scene in deira.. keep your self safe..

--- Dec 17, 2014 ---

Dear Friends, be careful donot fall prey to the russian women or irani women some even wear abaya in DEIRA AREA, once u get in they steal ur money ,,many fights happen regularly as they steal its a daily scene in deira.. keep your self safe..

--- Dec 17, 2014 ---

Dear Friends, be careful donot fall prey to the russian women or irani women some even wear abaya in DEIRA AREA, once u get in they steal ur money ,,many fights happen regularly as they steal its a daily scene in deira.. keep your self safe..

--- Dec 17, 2014 ---

Dear Friends, be careful donot fall prey to the russian women or irani women some even wear abaya in DEIRA AREA, once u get in they steal ur money ,,many fights happen regularly as they steal its a daily scene in deira.. keep your self safe..

--- Dec 17, 2014 ---

Dear Friends, be careful donot fall prey to the russian women or irani women some even wear abaya in DEIRA AREA, once u get in they steal ur money ,,many fights happen regularly as they steal its a daily scene in deira.. keep your self safe..

--- Dec 17, 2014 ---

Dear Friends, be careful donot fall prey to the russian women or irani women some even wear abaya in DEIRA AREA, once u get in they steal ur money ,,many fights happen regularly as they steal its a daily scene in deira.. keep your self safe..

--- Dec 17, 2014 ---

Dear Friends, be careful donot fall prey to the russian women or irani women some even wear abaya in DEIRA AREA, once u get in they steal ur money ,,many fights happen regularly as they steal its a daily scene in deira.. keep your self safe..

--- Dec 17, 2014 ---

Dear Friends, be careful donot fall prey to the russian women or irani women some even wear abaya in DEIRA AREA, once u get in they steal ur money ,,many fights happen regularly as they steal its a daily scene in deira.. keep your self safe..

--- Dec 17, 2014 ---

Dear Friends, be careful donot fall prey to the russian women or irani women some even wear abaya in DEIRA AREA, once u get in they steal ur money ,,many fights happen regularly as they steal its a daily scene in deira.. keep your self safe..