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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods .......


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

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On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

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On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

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On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)

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On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)

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On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)

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On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(..I'm taking this because???....)

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On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)

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On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

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On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)

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On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

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On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Don't forget the bags of frozen prawns that state 'Contains shellfish!"

I think Bleakus is a bit confused about these and I will try to clarify some of them !

Bleakus wrote:In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods .......


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."

(They mean that the date is on the cover !! stupid !!)

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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."

(well some people still thinks it is made out of oil!!duh!!)


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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

(Well if u just stop buying it cause it is soo sweet to drink they might take this one out )


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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."

(well, in case u want to do something else with it like feeding the ducks)


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On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.

(Well it seems that the guy who wrote this used to watch a lot of the Simpsons)


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On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

(so what if u are a Penguin, there is no need for that right ??)


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On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."

((but wouldn't this save me time?) U r one sick dude)



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On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

(well if u are a Dinosaur; u shouldn't use it right ?)



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On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."

((as opposed to what?) don't u know, they sell them to aliens too )


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On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."

((now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) I think u have to use ur imagination over here, well u do have one do u ?!?)



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On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

(Who knows what you can do with a pack of nuts !! Imagination again lol: )



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On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

(well if u have been to Springfield, where the simpsons live,I think u do need it )

that was so funny.
thanks for posting, i needed a good laugh

*edited*

mighty.one wrote:*edited*

Mmmmm