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Sage, I heard that since you are a Senior Citizen,

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. People call at 9 PM and ask, Did I wake you????

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat supper at 4 PM.

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to payoff.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells are finally down to manageable size.

19. You spend your time with "games".

extensive reasearch has gone in this thesis

Jeevan wrote:extensive reasearch has gone in this thesis

Yes. Lots of inacurate information tends to be posted so I took my time to get to know him and just list the facts.

Concord wrote:

Jeevan wrote:extensive reasearch has gone in this thesis

Yes. Lots of inacurate information tends to be posted so I took my time to get to know him and just list the facts.

You been spying on me or what?

and ofcourse delete posts as and when he likes... cynical him...

dale wrote:and ofcourse delete posts as and when he likes... cynical him...

And why not?, that's why I am a Moderator

sage & onion wrote:

dale wrote:and ofcourse delete posts as and when he likes... cynical him...

And why not?, that's why I am a Moderator

I wouldn't call 8121 posts moderate.

^ian^ wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

dale wrote:and ofcourse delete posts as and when he likes... cynical him...

And why not?, that's why I am a Moderator

I wouldn't call 8121 posts moderate.

What is it with you and the post count, who cares about how many times a person posts, it just doesn't mean anything

sage & onion wrote:

^ian^ wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

dale wrote:and ofcourse delete posts as and when he likes... cynical him...

And why not?, that's why I am a Moderator

I wouldn't call 8121 posts moderate.

What is it with you and the post count, who cares about how many times a person posts, it just doesn't mean anything

Yeah... the people who constantly worry about post count and judge people by them are called post count whores >_<

KageofSoul wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

^ian^ wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

dale wrote:and ofcourse delete posts as and when he likes... cynical him...

And why not?, that's why I am a Moderator

I wouldn't call 8121 posts moderate.

What is it with you and the post count, who cares about how many times a person posts, it just doesn't mean anything

Yeah... the people who constantly worry about post count and judge people by them are called post count whores >_<

Now this is what I call a sensible person

Concord wrote:Sage, I heard that since you are a Senior Citizen,

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. People call at 9 PM and ask, Did I wake you????

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat supper at 4 PM.

9. You can live without love but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to payoff.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells are finally down to manageable size.

19. You spend your time with "games".

Tico, your point is?

sage & onion wrote:Tico, your point is?

No point man just thought it was funny.

Galactico wrote:

sage & onion wrote:Tico, your point is?

No point man just thought it was funny.

Weird sense of humour

sage & onion wrote:

Galactico wrote:

sage & onion wrote:Tico, your point is?

No point man just thought it was funny.

Weird sense of humour

You would say that wouldnt you. lol:

Galactico wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

Galactico wrote:

sage & onion wrote:Tico, your point is?

No point man just thought it was funny.

Weird sense of humour

You would say that wouldnt you. lol:

Yeah I would, because you are weird, after all look at your sports preferences

^^This is coming from a guy who sports 19 football teams.

Galactico wrote:^^This is coming from a guy who sports 19 football teams.

Tico why do you say this?, when you know along with everyone else that I support, West Ham United FC & Chelsea FC.